Gamecock funny jokes

Nov 23, 2009, 10:57 PM

Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase?
On the South Carolina campus, because that's the last place you'll find a football player.

Why does Steve Spurrier wear a visor?
To hide his circumscision scar.

How come Gamecocks don't drink Kool-Aid?
Because thay can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in the little package.

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a good South Carolina joke?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke, you should know something. I'm 6' tall, 200 lbs., and I am a South Carolina grad. The guy sitting next to me is 6' 2" tall, weighs 225, and he's a South Carolina grad. And the fella next to him is 6' 5" tall, weighs 250, and he's a South Carolina grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?"

The first guy says, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

What's the only sign of intelligent life in Columbia?
Clemson: 187 Miles

How do you make University of South Carolina cookies?
Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

One day in an elementary school in Columbia, SC, a teacher asks her class if the South Carolina Gamecocks are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"

Little Jimmy says, "The Clemson Tigers "

The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Tiger fan, my mom is a Tiger fan, I guess that makes me a Tiger fan."

The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a South Carolina fan."

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