Favorite Gamecock jokes

Nov 21, 2011, 9:37 PM

I've got two:

A mortician called the media and said "You've got to come down here. This is amazing. You have to see what's down here!" The reporter hung up the phone. Determined, and not believing what he was seeing and hearing, the mortician continued calling all the local and national media. Finally, he found a local reporter to come down to his funeral home. The reporter walked in and saw a blanket covered corpse laying face-down on the table. With big eyes and full of excitement, the mortician pulled back the blanket and said "Just listen to this!" As he did so, the corpse suddenly began to chant "GO #####! GO #####! GO #####!" out of its a$$. Excited about his discovery, he looked at the reporter who turned to walk away. "Wait," the mortician said, "didn't you hear that? This is amazing! This is a biggest story of the year!" "Listen," the reporter said, "this is nothing. I'm sorry, but I can go down to Williams-Brice Stadium any Saturday and hear 75,000 a$$holes yelling 'Go #####.'"

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A Clemson grad was driving down a back country road when he found himself behind a pickup truck, covered with Gamecock stickers and flags, in front of him. In the back of the truck were three SC grads, drinking and whooping it up. Trying to ignore them, the Clemson grad kept a distance. Further down the road they came across a bridge at the end of a turn. Not believing his eyes, the Clemson grad watched as the Gamecock truck missed the bridge and plunged into the river, quickly sinking to the bottom. The Clemson grad stopped and dove in to try to help. He came up for air once and noticed passers-by beginning to line up to watch. He dove back down until he found the truck. Coming back up again for air, he dejectedly began swimming toward the shore. "What's the matter?" the passers-by asked? "Are they....." "No," said the Clemson grad, shaking his head side to side. "They're still down there trying to get the tailgate open."

Favorite Gamecock jokes

One more....

Here's my favorite: There was this school in Columbia, SC

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