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Re: 'Dad Joke' Saturday political statement!
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Jun 7, 2025, 7:20 AM
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There once was a man from Nantucket......oops, wrong thread
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Did you know that the people in Dubai dont watch the Flintstones but
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Jun 7, 2025, 7:21 AM
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people in Abu Dhabi do
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Paw Master [17416]
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Jun 7, 2025, 7:55 AM
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A guy tried to sell me a coffin the other day. That is the last thing I need.
I saw my wife yelling at the TV: 'Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!' She was watching our wedding video again.
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Asst Coach [829]
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Jun 7, 2025, 8:42 AM
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A guy tried to sell me a coffin the other day. That is the last thing I need.
I saw my wife yelling at the TV: 'Don’t go in there! Don’t go in the church, you moron!' She was watching our wedding video again.
Tell her to watch in reverse so it has a happy ending
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Jun 7, 2025, 7:55 AM
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What does garlic do when it gets hot?
It takes its cloves off.
What do you call glass bakeware in Jamaica?
Pyrex of the Caribbean.
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Ultimate Tiger [35572]
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I've got a joke about vegetables, but it's a bit corny.
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Jun 7, 2025, 10:21 AM
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
It's been months since I bought the book "How to Scam People Online". It still hasn't turned up yet.
Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news please.
Doctor: We're naming a disease after you.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [102835]
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lol***
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A young boy was in the foyer of his church looking at pictures on the wall, each with an American flag displayed. The pastor saw the little fellow and walked over to talk with him. He asked the pastor who these people were. The pastor told him each person had died in service. The boy quickly asked, which one, the 8:30 or 10:00.
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CU Guru [1517]
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Jun 11, 2025, 10:30 AM
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I hadn't laughed so much since the hog ate my little brother!
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