Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.

"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton

"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."