Here are some suggestions. The ACC could now be All Coasts Covered. Another ACC possibility would be Anything Can Change.
The SEC could become: Sovereign Empire of Collegeball. Another possibility is the Seriously Extra Consortium. With their recent additions they could be the Suddenly Everyone's Coming.
The PAC12 needs to abandon the 12. They need serious help. Perhaps the PAC 2 and hoping. Or maybe, the Please Add Colleges, or the Pathetic Abandoned Conference.
Even though they don't have a geographic name:
Let's not leave out the Big12. Maybe they could be the Bargain12. They could also use Basically 12 which would cover anything from 8 to 16.
And of course who could forget the B1G? They could become the Big Time Zones conference. Maybe they would prefer going back to the Big Ten with the tagline because counting is hard.
Something needs to be done. Someone take this and run with it.
B1G - Rename it to 11 which includes penn state who should be kicked out due to pedophilia plus 2 totally irrelevant Rutgers and Maryland, plus 1 Nebraska who isn't AAU, plus 2 USC and UCLA who aren't geographic plus 2 more who aren't geographic nor do they get a full share - Uwash and oregon.