A collection of West (By God) Virginia Jokes

Dec 8, 2011, 9:00 PM

For the record, it's West By God Virginia. Not Just West ######. Enjoy....

A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia? Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia State Lottery?
(Come'on this is funny!) The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books--poof! Up in flames and they hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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At the scene of the accident a trooper asked the West Virginia driver what gear he was in at the moment of impact. He replied, "tractor hat and camouflage hunting outfit"
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Folks in West Virginia now go to movies in groups of 18. They were told "17 and under are not admitted".
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A West Virginia man walked into a Kwik Stop and asked for all the cash in the drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for 3 hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
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A West Virginia man spoke frantically into the phone, 'my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

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