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Honestly, I just do this...
Jul 14, 2015, 2:30 PM
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then this
Jul 14, 2015, 2:30 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75890]
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sigh at a time before fat.***
Jul 14, 2015, 2:32 PM
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that IS a lot of arm gesticulation***
Jul 14, 2015, 2:32 PM
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CU Medallion [66329]
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I mean, they leave this in there for a reason, you know
Jul 14, 2015, 2:31 PM
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oh, the toilet sword?
Jul 14, 2015, 2:32 PM
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i scoot across the living room floor***
Jul 14, 2015, 2:34 PM
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Re: i scoot across the living room floor***
Jul 14, 2015, 2:36 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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smearing feces on your new carpeting is how dogs show you
Jul 14, 2015, 2:57 PM
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affection.
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Heisman Winner [112363]
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Ok I must say that I've never...............
Jul 14, 2015, 6:09 PM
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found bathroom humor to be funny.
But your reply and Murcielago's gif made me laugh and almost spit my beer.
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front to back until golden brownish***
Jul 14, 2015, 2:35 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Center to the left. Center to the right. Center to the back
Jul 14, 2015, 2:36 PM
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Center to the front.
6 clock wise swirls with a dry piece
7 counter clockwise swirls with a wet wipe
8 minutes on TXTF's chin.
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Wipe?***
Jul 14, 2015, 2:38 PM
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Vigorously, til the paper is red.***
Jul 14, 2015, 2:43 PM
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I Rhino Lined the corner of my wall***
Jul 14, 2015, 2:47 PM
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Did you get it flocked? Flocking is awesome.***
Jul 14, 2015, 2:56 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79492]
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I don't know if you'd consider it flocking
Jul 14, 2015, 3:01 PM
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but there's typically a considerable amount of hair deposited.
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Gentle blotting first, followed by vigorous front to back***
Jul 14, 2015, 5:34 PM
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First, I wait until the turding is complete.
Jul 14, 2015, 5:50 PM
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This may be as long as it takes, maybe until my feet are numb, but you can't rush these things.
Then, I wipe until it doesn't feel greasy anymore, then I get a look at the next piece of toilet paper wad that I use. If it tastes clean, I'm done.
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