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Will try Sunday 'Dad Jokes', but if yesterday is any indication
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Aug 31, 2025, 8:37 AM
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Football season relegates these to weekdays. Oh, well...let's give it a shot.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word. (If Liam Neeson was a geek!)
A nurse asked her patient to remove his clothes and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor.
"In front of you?", he asked timidly. The nurse says, "Well, no...but I've seen the human body before." The patient said, "Not like mine....you'll die laughing at my body."
"Of course I won't...I'm a professional and have never laughed at a patient in over twenty years."
"Ok, then," said the patient, as he dropped his trousers, revealing a huge male body, with the smallest adult male organ the nurse had ever seen. In length and width it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
She burst out laughing, unable to control herself. Then she began laughing at the fact she was laughing. Feeling quite bad, she composed herself the best she could.
"I am so sorry...I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and lady, it won't happen again...I promise. Now, what seems to be the problem?", she asked.
"It's swollen," he replied.
The nurse ran out of the room! 
Embrace this awesome Sunday, Tiger Nation!
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Thanks, Salty!! Good to have some levity this morning!***
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Aug 31, 2025, 8:43 AM
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Hey, can you put the trash out?
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Aug 31, 2025, 8:44 AM
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I didn’t know it was on fire
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Re: Will try Sunday 'Dad Jokes', but if yesterday is any indication
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Aug 31, 2025, 8:48 AM
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Which animal has the largest chest?
A Z-bra.
So a guy calls a swimming pool company and says, "I got a leak in my pool".
The man that answered the phone says, “Well, go ahead.”
"Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine."
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BUMP!
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Aug 31, 2025, 12:10 PM
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Re: Will try Sunday 'Dad Jokes', but if yesterday is any indication
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Aug 31, 2025, 12:22 PM
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Turns out Analogy is not the study of b u t t holes.
I was watching an Australian MasterChef episode, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue.
I was surprised - Australians normally boo meringue.
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lol, +1***
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Aug 31, 2025, 12:28 PM
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