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CU Medallion [66326]
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Lounge dads - how many of you screwed up and looked
Jul 14, 2015, 3:27 PM
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down toward Mexico during the delivery ?
My had is firmly raised, stuff cannot be unseen man. Cleaning up the afterbirth....deer dawd you females, what is in your body ?
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Oculus Spirit [75885]
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Dad's belong in the waiting room with cigars and
Jul 14, 2015, 3:31 PM
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bourbon. No good came from allowing them in that room.
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CU Medallion [66326]
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D00d I could tell you some tdrake that would
Jul 14, 2015, 3:32 PM
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scare you non-TXTF
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Heisman Winner [105854]
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Except the whole getting to see your kid be born thing
Jul 14, 2015, 3:38 PM
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or being there for your pregnant wife while she goes through child birth or just being a decent husband and father.
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Oculus Spirit [75885]
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50s dads were not allowed in there and 50s
Jul 14, 2015, 3:44 PM
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were better dads than current dads. TV taught me that.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Heisman Winner [105854]
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FEELS***
Jul 14, 2015, 3:46 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75885]
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CU Medallion [66326]
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no, you wait until they are teenagers and know it all***
Jul 14, 2015, 3:49 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75885]
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LOL, just LOL.***
Jul 14, 2015, 3:52 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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He's talking crazy, aero. I started boozing again
Jul 14, 2015, 4:29 PM
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after around 4 months, though I don't hit it as hard, or stay up as late.
Mostly casual day drinking.
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All-TigerNet [12066]
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Wife had section so I thought I was in the clear
Jul 14, 2015, 3:32 PM
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Went to hold lil Keyser while he still had all the #### all over him. No problem. Turned to walk back above the Mason-Dixon line and accidentally saw Mrs Soze's insides sitting on the table next to her. That's when I cried for the first time
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CU Medallion [54759]
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THOSE FEELS***
Jul 14, 2015, 3:33 PM
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CU Medallion [73569]
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All-TigerNet [11247]
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Who knew having a C section was like a
Jul 14, 2015, 4:28 PM
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friggin' wrestling match. All that pushing and shoving on the uterus...I was waitin' for the wife to tag me in so I could go all Ole Anderson on the doc and all the sudden, baby shows up. C section ain't a delicate procedure.
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Oculus Spirit [97898]
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The iodine is what killed me. That made it all just so
Jul 15, 2015, 10:52 AM
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nasty and it was all over the place. I think the brown stuff was iodine. If not, whatever is was was the worst part.
No, the brown stuff was not pewp, I know that.
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All-In [31938]
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First kid I was standing behind the doc...
Jul 14, 2015, 3:34 PM
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like a baseball ump (doc was catcher of course).
That way I could easily slip him $100 to sew it back up tight!
But seriously...I did see it all on birth of both chirren and it was disturbing. However, hormones eventually took back over and all was forgotten...until now...so thanks for that.
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110%er [7013]
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ditto here.***
Jul 15, 2015, 9:17 AM
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All-In [40360]
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i watched.
Jul 14, 2015, 3:36 PM
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it was the awesome.
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CU Medallion [66326]
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Yeah, until "episiotomy" is uttered
Jul 14, 2015, 3:37 PM
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I had not idea what it was until WAY too late
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Heisman Winner [105854]
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episiotomy is better than 4th degree tear
Jul 14, 2015, 3:40 PM
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wife told me about a person she worked with who had that...rough.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I have goose bumps.***
Jul 14, 2015, 3:43 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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She didn't even say she was going to do it. She started
Jul 14, 2015, 3:40 PM
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cutting.
Wife had an epidural, and didn't even notice they did it until after my son was born.
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CU Medallion [66326]
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d00d, the epidural release for ?
Jul 14, 2015, 3:43 PM
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Scared the crap out of me. She is screaming, in pain, I am reading it and she is yelling "SIGN IT"
And all of these potential side effects.....paralyzation,infection, death.....and my memories fades back to SIGN THE PAPER !
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Epidural wasn't even a question for us.
Jul 14, 2015, 3:44 PM
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We ain't trying to be heroes.
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Heisman Winner [105854]
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It didn't work with the two boys. We had one, but she felt
Jul 14, 2015, 3:46 PM
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pretty much everything.
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Heisman Winner [105854]
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I watched
Jul 14, 2015, 3:37 PM
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thrice.
Not bothered by it.
Still enjoy playing in the same area.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I mean, what do you care if there's a beat up old Honda
Jul 14, 2015, 3:45 PM
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next to the muddy swim hole?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I saw it all. Not my choice.
Jul 14, 2015, 3:39 PM
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I was standing there, minding my own business, waiting around to coach her through the breathing, etc., when the Dr. told me to hold one of her legs so she could push.
You never forget the sound of the blade slicing through flesh during an episiotomy. NEVER
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CU Medallion [66326]
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I remember thinking, we are doing THIS on purpose ?
Jul 14, 2015, 3:40 PM
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REALLY ?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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There's something magical about the little human running
Jul 14, 2015, 3:42 PM
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around that originated from some gloop out of your nutsaq.
There is NOTHING magical about child birth.
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All-TigerNet [10180]
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I watched
Jul 14, 2015, 3:40 PM
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it was amazing!
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Re: Lounge dads - how many of you screwed up and looked
Jul 14, 2015, 3:47 PM
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All-In [33418]
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WHY THE #### DID I READ THIS THREAD????***
Jul 14, 2015, 3:58 PM
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CU Medallion [66326]
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A word of advice
Jul 14, 2015, 3:59 PM
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don't look
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Oculus Spirit [79487]
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All-TigerNet [14283]
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Been there for all 3 of mine.
Jul 14, 2015, 4:05 PM
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Funny, I get more nervous leading up to the labor/delivery than my wife who has to go through all of the pain.
Also, littlethump #4 is on the way. ETA mid February.
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CU Medallion [66326]
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bigthumpmangey
Jul 14, 2015, 4:06 PM
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I got five....YOUR move
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All-TigerNet [14283]
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Didn't axe you mane
Jul 14, 2015, 4:07 PM
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ohsnap.gif
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Oculus Spirit [75885]
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Only 45.4545454545454545454545454545%
Jul 14, 2015, 4:09 PM
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Of the way to fielding a soccer team.
Message was edited by: aerozeptallica®
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CU Medallion [66326]
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unless we are adopting, or she agrees to my whole "sister
Jul 14, 2015, 4:11 PM
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wifves" plan, we are done
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Oculus Spirit [75885]
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quitter.***
Jul 14, 2015, 4:12 PM
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CU Medallion [66326]
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I did not quit
Jul 14, 2015, 4:13 PM
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she did. I keep the gun clean and loaded for hunting season, if it ever opens
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Heisman Winner [105854]
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I can no longer father children, good lord willin and the
Jul 15, 2015, 7:43 AM
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creek don't rise.
KANGARTS though.
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Orange Blooded [3744]
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No way
Jul 14, 2015, 4:17 PM
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Stayed on the right side of the curtain. Put my head next to hers and went nowhere near the C-Section on the other side
Praise be
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CU Medallion [66326]
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Mike - ignorance is bliss
Jul 14, 2015, 4:19 PM
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good choice
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Orange Blooded [3744]
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^^^^^^this^^^^^^****
Jul 14, 2015, 4:22 PM
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All-TigerNet [12763]
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I was all over it for all 3
Jul 14, 2015, 4:28 PM
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well the last 2 were at the same time. The first was an emergency c section. I got sprayed with blood on that one.
Good times.
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Heisman Winner [138305]
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I didn't know this "episiotomy" thing was a thing.
Jul 14, 2015, 4:49 PM
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Turns out, it's a thing. I might shoulda read a book or something, because on our first, the doc took a scalpel and did the cruelest thing I've ever witnessed a human do to another human. I GOT SPRAYED WITH EPISIOTOMY BLOOD.
The next two were easy after that shit.
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All-In [34823]
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My daughter was born in such a hurry that there wasn't time
Jul 14, 2015, 8:54 PM
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for an episiotomy, so she just TORE ONE.
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Lot o points [181307]
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It's how I know aliens are real.***
Jul 14, 2015, 10:27 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81340]
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And yet women seem to like doing this.***
Jul 15, 2015, 11:38 AM
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