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All-TigerNet [10828]
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How About Some Tech Limericks....
Aug 28, 2022, 6:55 PM
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Whether hornet, wasp, or bee
What we call 'em don't matter to me.
As long as our D knocks 'em dead
And DJ keeps his head,
We'll beat 'em 35 to 3.
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There once was a man from Nantucket…***
Aug 28, 2022, 7:12 PM
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110%er [5978]
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Who’s bball team couldn’t make a bucket
Aug 28, 2022, 7:42 PM
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All-TigerNet [10828]
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Re: Who’s bball team couldn’t make a bucket
Aug 29, 2022, 8:14 PM
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Very funny!
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Re: How About Some Tech Limericks....
Aug 28, 2022, 7:20 PM
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A team to whom we’ll stick it
Held back many of our tickets
That coach’ll try anything
To avoid the real sting
Of his fan base turning to crickets
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All-In [47477]
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Re: A haiku
Aug 28, 2022, 8:16 PM
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Half filled stadium
The Yellow Jackets act tough
Until Ship Happens
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There once was a fellow from tech
Aug 28, 2022, 8:35 PM
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Who had a mighty thin pencil neck
Couldn’t throw the ball
Or run at all
But was just a rambled wreck
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Don't make bdrechs mad by starting a limerick thread! :)
Aug 28, 2022, 8:37 PM
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Oh well.....
Since we're playing at a "neutral" site
And to top it off...on a Monday night!
But poor ole Tech
Will be left in a wreck
And won't even put up much of a fight!
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I’m actually quite proud, Sam!
Aug 29, 2022, 5:11 PM
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They say imitation is the sincerest form of flatulence.
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That is true!***
Aug 29, 2022, 9:21 PM
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There Once Was a Man From Techwood
Aug 28, 2022, 8:40 PM
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He way to young lost his manhood
When asked where it went
He said it got bent
When he tried to f*(K a textbook
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Re: How About Some Tech Limericks....
Aug 28, 2022, 9:40 PM
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They may be playing in Mercedes Benz
But the old wreck takes it on their chins
The Bees get waxed
Their O never gets untracked
As our defense puts them on their rear-ends.
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All-TigerNet [10909]
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Re: How About Some Tech Limericks....
Aug 28, 2022, 9:59 PM
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Tech only wants their fans in the Benz
So I'll stay home and watch in my den
Let's embarrass the Bees
Put them on their knees
Have them praying this beatdown soon ends!
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ROSES ARE RED,
Aug 29, 2022, 4:19 PM
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VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
THERE'LL BE NO STINGERS LEFT,
WHEN THE TIGERS GET THROUGH!!
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ROSES ARE RED,
Aug 29, 2022, 4:22 PM
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VIOLETS ARE ORANGE,
"UH",
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#FreeTugaloo
Aug 29, 2022, 5:19 PM
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A once proud 'Ramblin wreck',
It's been hard times for Old Georgia tech.
Not to be out-fanned at home
In their mammoth new dome,
They've closed off the whole upper deck.
Message was edited by: wildblulou®
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Re: How About Some Tech Limericks....
Aug 29, 2022, 10:31 PM
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As the rambin' wreck ambles in
To the huge confines of Mercedes Benz
Its such a shame
To play the game
Without a packed house, it makes no sense!
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