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"Not really feeling it" Thursday Dad-ish Joke...
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Apr 3, 2025, 8:28 AM
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But, the sun's up and it's my day to 'paint' as I see fit!
At confession this morning I told the priest that last night, I slept with 5 women! Priest asked, "Are you married?" "Hail, I'm not even Catholic...but I HAD to tell someone!" (I never understood why it's called 'sleeping'  )
My friend's wife told him she wanted to donate her clothes to starving people. He said anyone who fits in them isn't starving...
His funeral is at 3PM this afternoon.
Yesterday i wore something from 5 years ago...and it fit!!! So very proud of myself! It was a pair of socks, but hey...let's be positive here! (Lemonade, T-netters! Lemonade!)
And, to end in style:
Son: "I'll call you later!"
Me: "Don't call me later...call me Dad!"
Happy Friday Eve, T-Netters!
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Re: "Not really feeling it" Thursday Dad-ish Joke...
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Apr 3, 2025, 8:29 AM
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Re: "Not really feeling it" Thursday Dad-ish Joke...
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Apr 3, 2025, 8:30 AM
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Knock knock. (Who’s there?
Dentist. (Dentist who?)
I heard you have some cavities that need filling?
Knock knock. (Who’s there?)
Do you want two CDs? (Do you want two CDs who?)
Do you want two CDs nudes?
Knock knock. (Who’s there?)
When, where. (When, where, who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Knock knock. (Who’s there?)
Willy. (Willy who?)
Willy want to see you naked.
Knock knock. (Who’s there?)
Dewey. (Dewey who?)
Dewey have a condom around.
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Re: "Not really feeling it" Thursday Dad-ish Joke...
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Apr 3, 2025, 8:42 AM
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Why did the candle fall in love? It found the perfect match! :0)
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Horses are likable because they have stable relationships.
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Apr 3, 2025, 8:47 AM
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When a woman says "Correct me if I am wrong", don't do it. It's a trap.
Women mature faster than men because they get their bewbs at 15 and men get theirs at 51.
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What do a camera and a sock have in common?
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Apr 3, 2025, 8:47 AM
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One takes photos, the other takes five toes 
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Re: "Not really feeling it" Thursday Dad-ish Joke...
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Apr 3, 2025, 8:53 AM
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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Re: "Not really feeling it" Thursday Dad-ish Joke...
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Apr 3, 2025, 8:55 AM
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How do you know when a joke is a "Dad joke"?
When it's ap-parent
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Re: "Not really feeling it" Thursday Dad-ish Joke...
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Apr 3, 2025, 8:56 AM
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
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Orange Blooded [2501]
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Where do Pirates get their hooks?
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Apr 3, 2025, 9:18 AM
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A second hand store.
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lol, +1***
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Apr 3, 2025, 9:22 AM
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Re: "Not really feeling it" Thursday Dad-ish Joke...
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Apr 3, 2025, 9:31 AM
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I’m going to start teaching short people math.
It’s about making the little things in life count.
Sorry, Bob.
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