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There is one thing we can all agree on about John Mayer
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There is one thing we can all agree on about John Mayer


Jun 4, 2021, 4:16 PM

His bawls have bumped against the taints of some pretty hot women.

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Alonzo Mourning nodding gif***


Jun 4, 2021, 4:27 PM



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W IN DAH MUHFUKKIN HAYULL IS GOIN ON ROUND HERE


Jun 4, 2021, 4:29 PM



Here's a few I found on the interwebs:






I don't think Taylor Swift is on these chicks level, and I didn't know the others.

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He's seen all of their buttholes. Does anyone else have such


Jun 4, 2021, 4:31 PM

a collection?

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I mean if we're going quantity over quality...


Jun 4, 2021, 4:32 PM



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By round of applause, how many people, would you say,


Jun 4, 2021, 4:33 PM

do a horrible job wiping?

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Re: By round of applause, how many people, would you say,


Jun 4, 2021, 4:37 PM

Anyone male who performs a self-reach around to wipe front to back, generally has horrible sphincter hygiene

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I'm going to go shower rn***


Jun 4, 2021, 4:39 PM



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So all straight males?


Jun 4, 2021, 5:01 PM [ in reply to Re: By round of applause, how many people, would you say, ]

Weird...who woulda thought?

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Re: So all straight males?


Jun 4, 2021, 5:46 PM

I’m just sorry for all of you whose moms taught you how to wipe like women

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between this and ryanadidas' rating clarifications


Jun 4, 2021, 5:18 PM [ in reply to Re: By round of applause, how many people, would you say, ]

have we just put 2 of the longest running lunge arguments to bed??



glad to be on the winning side of history.

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Re: between this and ryanadidas' rating clarifications


Jun 4, 2021, 5:57 PM

Check the math friend, you guys are clearly the minority on that issue

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that just means most people are wrong.


Jun 4, 2021, 6:33 PM

sorry.

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Well, I must do a good job because a lady hit on me at Sam's


Jun 4, 2021, 4:42 PM [ in reply to By round of applause, how many people, would you say, ]

yesterday in the TP section. She was telling her girlfriend how sick she is of Charmin and how it breaks apart, yada yada. I could relate. Anyway, she inquired as to how the Northern I was buying was compared to Charmin. I just grinned a super pervy grin and told her she would like it.

I then elaborated further how I too thought Charmin sucked because it was too soft and would tear apart wiping your ###. The Northern is still soft but stronger and leaves less residue. Not too strong to be rough, but soft enough to not rub you the wrong way.

She about died laughing and got red in the face. I walked off, but her friend was incredulous. I personally was non-plussed because she admitted to using Charmin..... meaning I knew she was doing a horrible job wiping.

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Pipes hate wipes


Jun 4, 2021, 4:49 PM

but I don't give a shit, no pun intended. This bunghole gets the refreshing cleansing wipe of one Pampers baby wipe after every pewp.

#cleanbutthole #nodingleberries

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MauldinT, where are you???


I've found Northern has the best balance of softness


Jun 4, 2021, 4:54 PM

yet strength. It strikes a good balance. But I'd take the cardboard TP at grocery stores and public rest areas over Charmin. NO WAY. That #### tears, rolls up, and sticks to your ### and that's a best case scenario. Worst case is a finger busting through.

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We use the Sam's Club version of it


Jun 4, 2021, 4:58 PM

Solid stuff. My mom uses Charmin so I was raised on it. That stuff sucks.

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MauldinT, where are you???


When in that story did she hit on you?***


Jun 4, 2021, 5:05 PM [ in reply to Well, I must do a good job because a lady hit on me at Sam's ]



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When I decided she did***


Jun 4, 2021, 8:20 PM



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Re: There is one thing we can all agree on about John Mayer


Jun 4, 2021, 4:31 PM



Innumerable L's B'd to early aughts Jessica Simpson... Mayer described their relationship as sexual napalm and that boning her was like doing crack cocaine. Lucky, lucky, lucky basterd.

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I bet her hooters were quite veiny.


Jun 4, 2021, 4:32 PM

Even a big purple one going through the outside of the areola.

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Re: I bet her hooters were quite veiny.


Jun 4, 2021, 4:41 PM





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I'm a brunette guy...


Jun 4, 2021, 5:08 PM [ in reply to Re: There is one thing we can all agree on about John Mayer ]

but she is (or was) without a doubt one of the hotter women on this planet in her prime.

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