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'Who could this be?' Tuesday Joke from a Dad
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'Who could this be?' Tuesday Joke from a Dad

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Mar 25, 2025, 7:26 AM
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I figured out what's wrong with his brain: On the left side, there is nothing right! And on the right side, there's nothing left! ;)


A riddle:
Body to body
Skin to skin
When it's stiff
Stick it in
It goes in dry, comes out wet
The longer it's in, the stronger it gets
It comes out dripping and it starts to sag
But it's not what you think it is...
It's a Tetley tea bag! (Admit it...some of you are real gutter dwellers! :) )

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Mar 25, 2025, 7:33 AM
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistake. She gave me a hug. :0)

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5 ants rented an apartment, they invited 5 friends to move in

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Mar 25, 2025, 7:55 AM
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Now they are tenants

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Mar 25, 2025, 8:04 AM
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Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope.

Where did the pumpkins have their meeting? In the gourdroom.

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What's the least spoken language? Sign language

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Mar 25, 2025, 8:14 AM
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Went to the doctor with a suspicious looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

Son: Dad, can you please explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad: No sun.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.

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What do West Virginians and Coots

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Mar 25, 2025, 8:21 AM
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Do for Halloween 🎃 👻? They: Pump kin.

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Mar 25, 2025, 8:30 AM
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A mother complained to her consultant about her daughter's strange eating habits.
–"All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
–"Eventually," said the consultant, "she will rise and shine."

A sign on a cosmetic surgery clinics says:
"If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons."

Question: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
Answer: Only if you aim it well enough.

The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter – he's got to just know.
- Will Rogers

Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself

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Mar 25, 2025, 8:53 AM
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What did 1 casket say to the other? Is that you coffin

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Mar 25, 2025, 8:57 AM
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If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep?

On an heir mattress.

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Humpty dumpty had a great fall...

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Mar 25, 2025, 9:27 AM
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Summer wasn't too bad either...

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Mar 25, 2025, 9:30 AM
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto!

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Mar 25, 2025, 9:37 AM
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How did ancient Greeks get memorialized?

They had to urn it!

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