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Sunday...try a little 'Dad Joke' humor...and
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Nov 9, 2025, 8:13 AM
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Acknowledge the reality that Clemson won. WON. Not almost lost...not FSU lost, Clemson didn't win. Clemson. Won! (Suk it, miserable people!)
Essentially, a self-mantra:
What doesn't kill you upgrades your sarcasm and ability to make trauma sound funny. (I can't run from it...)
Have an awesome day, Tiger Nation! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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What medicine makes your stomachache worse? Pepto abysmal.
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Nov 9, 2025, 8:24 AM
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Did you hear about the guy who only believed 12.5% of the Bible? He was an eighthiest. He could have been a Percentecostal or an Eighth-day Adventist, but he had a crisis of F-eighth. I know him; he liked Numbers, but lost faith due to Ron and me.
Terms from the Department of Redundancy Department
RAS syndrome
ATM machine – btw, there are more than AT of them but not AT million
PIN, VIN, and SSN number
SAT and ACT test
NIC card
PDF format
DC comics
RPMs
Hot water heater
Tuna fish
HIV virus
LCD display
AC/DC current
UPC code – did you know the first UPC ever scanned was for a pack of Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit gum in 1974, the same year the acronym first appeared in print?
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Re: Sunday...try a little 'Dad Joke' humor...and
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Nov 9, 2025, 9:34 AM
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A pirate walks into a bar, he has an eye patch and a peg leg. He also has a ship’s wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, “Hey, does that eyepatch ever get itchy?” “Nay, lad, now make with the rum,” says the pirate.
“What about that peg leg? It’s got to be annoying?” “Nay again, lad, you get used to it.” “
But that ship’s wheel in your pants…”
“Aye, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
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Clemson Sports Icon [56750]
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Re: Sunday...try a little 'Dad Joke' humor...and
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Nov 9, 2025, 9:41 AM
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Therapist: “what bings you in today?”
Patient: “I have a fear of tsunamis.”
Therapist: “How bad is it?”
Patient: “It comes in waves.”
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Tiger Titan [46632]
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Nov 9, 2025, 10:00 AM
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Ultimate Tiger [34374]
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That is one terribly
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Nov 9, 2025, 11:54 AM
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Abused young man! I feel for ya, Carl!
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