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Orange Blooded [4027]
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What is the most secure job in the USuC football program?
Dec 12, 2014, 9:43 AM
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The guy that cleans the cobwebs out of the trophy case.
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I'd feel pretty confident he isn't an employee of the
Dec 12, 2014, 9:46 AM
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football program....
But still kind of funny...(if someone else gives you a TU i'll consider it.)
EDIT: 2 others gave you TU's so I decided what the hay and joined in due to peer pressure.
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Re: I'd feel pretty confident he isn't an employee of the
Dec 12, 2014, 9:49 AM
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They have only enough room for the current staff and the other 82 indentured servants on staff ...so I would guess it were being cleaned by a volunteer ?
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why would a tennessee fan be cleaning the usuc trophy case??
Dec 12, 2014, 9:52 AM
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TIA
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Re: why would a tennessee fan be cleaning the usuc trophy case??
Dec 12, 2014, 9:55 AM
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Those cobwebs in that Coot Case are like spectra 8-braid . It is a mercy mission , kind of like a guy from Tennessee trying to rescue their football program . Both were doomed to fail before they began.
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#datroof***
Dec 12, 2014, 9:57 AM
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Orange Blooded [2828]
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Legend [16629]
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The dude in charge of clearing their
Dec 12, 2014, 9:48 AM
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jockstraps off the field following games?
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The guy who drives them back to prison after practice?***
Dec 12, 2014, 9:57 AM
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Re: The guy who drives them back to prison after practice?***
Dec 12, 2014, 9:59 AM
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Lol. Prison IS their practice.
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Re: What is the most secure job in the USuC football program?
Dec 12, 2014, 9:50 AM
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NCAA compliance office worker
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CU Medallion [58028]
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USuC team bail bondsman***
Dec 12, 2014, 9:51 AM
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CU Medallion [64730]
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Neal Lourie has the most secure job in the USuC football program
Dec 12, 2014, 9:52 AM
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He's the attorney who represents all of their "bail jumpers".
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Re: What is the most secure job in the USuC football program?
Dec 12, 2014, 9:52 AM
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The drug dealer at sits at 5 points
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Orange Blooded [2249]
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Head Coach.***
Dec 12, 2014, 9:57 AM
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Guy that ices down Spurrious' beer...***
Dec 12, 2014, 9:58 AM
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Re: What is the most secure job in the USuC football program?
Dec 12, 2014, 10:11 AM
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They people picking up the flags on I-20 , I-26, and I-77 and donating them to the curb car washers.
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Re: What is the most secure job in the USuC football program?
Dec 12, 2014, 10:16 AM
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Where do you think all those Coot vanity plates come from , eh ? They don't make those at Hobby Lobby on Forest .
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Criminal Defense Attorney!***
Dec 12, 2014, 10:17 AM
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The psychiatrist that ....
Dec 12, 2014, 10:26 AM
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keeps the ONE football banner in the stadium from jumping. That banner has realized it will be alone the rest of its life.
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Doo doo ice supplier.***
Dec 12, 2014, 1:27 PM
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Beatem, Cheatem, Stealem, LLP, Attorneys-at-law
Dec 12, 2014, 1:29 PM
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Downtown Columbia
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Orange Blooded [3933]
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What trophy case?***
Dec 12, 2014, 1:31 PM
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