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So I moved home a few years ago...
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:10 PM
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My marriage was ending, and I was bankrupt.
Old friend of mine from HS invited me to a local bar to re-connect with her and others.
Anyway, we fell in love. But her fiancee' who lives in her house wouldn't approve.
It's been 5 years.
So, Lungers, what should I do?
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Ultimate Tiger [33517]
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Hookers and blow is always the answer***
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:12 PM
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Sounds like a shotgun and shovel are more applicable in his case***
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:13 PM
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DHITB***
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:14 PM
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Re: DHITB***
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:35 PM
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Keep on truckin. One foot in front of the other.***
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:16 PM
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Re: So I moved home a few years ago...
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:26 PM
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Re: So I moved home a few years ago...
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:29 PM
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5 years of what exactly?
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Re: So I moved home a few years ago...
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:35 PM
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Hooking up a few times per month.
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Sounds like a good deal.***
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:51 PM
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Re: So I moved home a few years ago...
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:32 PM
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Re: So I moved home a few years ago...
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Feb 19, 2025, 10:00 PM
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You're not talking about what's her name are you? Oh...I know her. Boy. Yeah, wooo. Anyway, hope all works out.
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Why does this feel like we're talking to
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Feb 19, 2025, 10:12 PM
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circa 2019 JohnFBell?
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Re: Why does this feel like we're talking to
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Feb 20, 2025, 8:45 AM
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Re: So I moved home a few years ago...
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Feb 20, 2025, 7:14 AM
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Go to church
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Re: So I moved home a few years ago...
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Feb 20, 2025, 7:39 AM
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I second this
The first time I saw coke and my only 3-way was on a date with 2 sisters I met at church.
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RECORD SCREECH......WOAH WOAH WOAH - END ALL OTHERS POSTS IN THIS THREAD
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Feb 20, 2025, 8:50 AM
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Expand upon this please.
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/\/\/\/\/\ Yeah, what this guy said /\/\/\/\/\***
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What if it was all 3?***
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Feb 20, 2025, 1:10 PM
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Been a while since I answered one of y'all's letters in my advice column:
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Feb 20, 2025, 7:54 AM
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Just keep doing what you're doing. Sure, you might think you're in love but you're a divorced, bankrupt, alcoholic living in his parents' basement. Hence, it's not like you can actually do anything about the situation even though the girl and her fiancee have been stringing each other along for 5 years and are both too scared to pull the trigger. The upside here is that you're not even the most fornicated-up element in this equation...so just roll with it until it all implodes and you'll finally realize that weren't really as in love as you thought you were anyway. I'm thinking the chances of the finacee murdering her are maybe 18% because free rent, and you only 26% because he's a total cuck, so seems like a fairly safe situation for a divorced, bankrupt, alcoholic living in his parents' basement.
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One of the rare RH hyperbolic advice posts that actually is good advice.
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Feb 20, 2025, 8:49 AM
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Especially the murdery parts.
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Re: One of the rare RH hyperbolic advice posts that actually is good advice.
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Feb 20, 2025, 1:04 PM
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Wait a second. You're here saying RH posts are hyperbolic, and I'm thinking I need to run the man for city council with these sorts of problem solving skills.
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I think its obvious ... move to Utah and marry them both.***
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Feb 20, 2025, 8:03 AM
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Re: So I moved home a few years ago...
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Feb 20, 2025, 8:10 AM
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Piggs of friend from high school.
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PTOGTFO***
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Well first off, are you stronger than the average American male?
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Feb 20, 2025, 8:39 AM
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If not, you're going to have to start by putting the milk in the freezer.
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I felt like I was going to finish but didn't
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Feb 20, 2025, 9:19 AM
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can you tell me more stories?
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Alright, Ralph,
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Feb 20, 2025, 1:09 PM
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you horny #######, let’s crank this #### up to eleven and get downright filthy with it. Your life’s a ####### XXX-rated ###########, and I’m here to sling some raunchy wisdom your way—lube up and listen close.
So, you hightailed it home after your marriage blew up like a cheap Fleshlight and your bank account dry-humped itself into bankruptcy. Then, boom, you’re at some skanky bar, reconnecting with a high school hottie, and before you know it, you’re balls-deep in love—probably dreaming of banging her six ways to Sunday. But here’s the kicker: her fiancé’s still camped out in her house like a limp-dick landlord, probably jerking off to her Wi-Fi while you’re out here with a raging hard-on and no place to put it. Five ######’ years of this? Bro, your #### deserves a Purple Heart for stamina—or a restraining order for sheer desperation.
Let’s break this down, you lovesick perv. You’re stuck in a three-way ######## stickier than a ######## money shot. She’s got you drooling over her sweet ### on one side, and this fiancé prick hogging her ##### on the other—meanwhile, she’s straddling the line like she’s auditioning for a double-penetration flick. Five years of “maybe I’ll dump him” is enough to make your balls bluer than a Smurf’s #######. Is she keeping him around ‘cause he’s got a magic ####, or is she just too ########### to flush that turd outta her life? Either way, you’re the third wheel in your own wet dream, and that’s some tragic ####.
You’ve been through hell—divorce ###### you sideways, money ghosted you harder than a Tinder date—and now you’re panting after this chick like she’s the last #### in a porno apocalypse. But hold up, stud: are you chasing her juicy bits ‘cause she’s a walking hard-on factory, or ‘cause you’re too ##### to fix your own wrecked life? Time to sack up, Ralphie. You need a plan with more thrust than a jackhammer in a strip club.
Here’s the nasty move, you dirty dog: pin her fine ### down—preferably naked—and growl, “Listen, you sexy #####, I’m nuts for you—your ####, your #####, the whole ######’ package—but I’m not here to play cuckold while Fiancé Fuckface creams in your sheets. You riding my #### for real, or am I just your side-dick?” Lay it on thick—make her wet and make her sweat. If she’s all “ooh, I can’t choose,” then she’s just jerking you around—cut the cord and save your spunk for someone worth it.
Set a ######’ deadline, too—no more of this “someday” #########. Tell yourself, “If she doesn’t kick that limp prick out by, say, next month, I’m gone—off to plow through ##### like a ####### conquistador.” Then stick to it, ‘cause you’re too old to be her backup booty call. If she picks you, hell yeah—fuck her brains out and build a life. If she flops, bounce and find a chick who doesn’t make you share her ###### with a live-in loser.
So, Ralph, you feelin’ this, you horny ####? Ready to stop dicking around and take charge, or you got more filthy details to unload? Spill it, big boy—I’m all ears and no gag reflex!
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Re: Alright, Ralph,
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Tell it Kenny Powers! Feel like I just watched an episode of Eastbound & Down.
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Re: Alright, Ralph,
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