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Welcome to Friday...Bee-Bashing 'Dad Jokes' await...
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Sep 12, 2025, 7:45 AM
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Not sure they thought through the definition of 'White Out' on the Flats, buy mine portends pain to the Jackets. 
Jumping to it:
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
Because they read the reviews...only one star! (Google has quite the reach!)
Two guys are pushing their carts around WalMart (does everything happen there?) when they collide. The first apologizes to the second, "Sorry...I'm looking for my wife and wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The second replied, 'No problem...it's coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too...and getting a bit desperate to find her! She's 26, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes and long legs...and wearing short shorts."
He then asks, "What's your wife look like?"
First guy says, "Doesn't matter...let's look for yours!"
My wife called to say she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked how she knew it was on its way to work.
She hung up on me!
Blast this Friday, Tiger Nation! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!
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Re: Welcome to Friday...Bee-Bashing 'Dad Jokes' await...
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Sep 12, 2025, 7:47 AM
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Paw Warrior [4999]
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Re: Welcome to Friday...Bee-Bashing 'Dad Jokes' await...
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Sep 12, 2025, 7:49 AM
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Where does fruit go on vacation? Pear-is! :0) Have a great weekend! Go Tigers!
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Population Growth
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Sep 12, 2025, 7:50 AM
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Re: Welcome to Friday...Bee-Bashing 'Dad Jokes' await...
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Sep 12, 2025, 7:52 AM
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A beautiful young woman passing by Tom's pet shop saw a board - "Monkey who does great s e x" She went in, bought that monkey & walked away with the Instruction Manual.
The Manual said "Give a good bath to the monkey, then you take a bath. Make him sit on the bed and you lie down without wearing anything. Leave the rest to the monkey. Repeat all steps for repeat performance".
Accordingly, the woman gave the monkey a bath, bathed herself and slept on the bed unclothed. the Monkey did nothing.
Disappointed, she again gave him a bath, had a bath and lied down naked on the bed.
Again, the monkey did nothing.
She referred to the manual again.
It said: In case of no activity, call the shop owner for support.
She called and Tom arrived in 10 minutes.
He asked the woman to lie down. He then looked at the monkey and shouted...
"This is the last time I'm teaching you!" Watch carefully and learn.
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Sep 12, 2025, 8:17 AM
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So, two horses were talking in their stalls after the horse race finished and one says to the other, "You won't believe this. I won for the very first time today!" The second horse says,"Yea, tell me about it." First horse says , "I was coming around the final turn, in my usual next to last place, and I suddenly felt this swoosh of warm air shoot up my rectum and the next thing I know, I'm crossing the Finish Line in First Place!!!"
At that moment a greyhound stood on his hind legs so he could see the horses in the stall and said, " Please forgive me for over-hearing your story, but I just felt like I had to tell you. The very same thing happened to me last night in my race. First time I ever won! Well, just wanted to share," and the greyhound walked away.
Astonished, the first horse turned to the second and says, "Imagine that!???!? A talking dog!"
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What do you call yellow jackets?
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Sep 12, 2025, 8:31 AM
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Wanna Bees
Where is the best place to get honey?
At the Bee Pee station
What bees wear at the beach?
A bee kini (to cover up their boo bees)
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Sep 12, 2025, 8:47 AM
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A Mexican magician says that he will disappear on the count of three.
He says: “Uno, dos…” POOF!
He disappeared without a tres!
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Ultimate Tiger [34371]
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Groan of the Day!
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Sep 12, 2025, 9:04 AM
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Oculus Spirit [40202]
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Wind chimes are a sound investment.
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Sep 12, 2025, 9:31 AM
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My neighbor’s lawn looks way better than mine. So, I called a landscaper and asked for a quote. He said, "the grass is always greener on the other side".
I used to believe that onions were the only type of food that made you cry when cut. That was before my grandpa cut the cheese.
I changed a lightbulb in the attic a few days ago. It was the high light of my week.
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lol, +1***
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