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Sunday 'Dad Jokes'...Gig 'em style!
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Sunday 'Dad Jokes'...Gig 'em style!

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Nov 16, 2025, 8:24 AM
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If a team spotted you 27 points...would you take it...and would you win?


Women are a lot like bacon...
Cause they smell amazing...
They taste fantastic...
And they will kill you slowly...
(Mrs. Salty will NOT see this! ;) )

I'm not crazy about Friday night Tiger football games, but...BUT...I did have an oddly productive Saturday! That's very atypical! Lemons to lemonade!

Don't let tomorrow mess with your awesome Sunday, Tiger Nation! Also...watch the Lady Hoopsters take down the Cardinals! Go Tigers, ALWAYS!

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Nov 16, 2025, 8:32 AM
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the tug abides


What do lawyers wear to work? Lawsuits, briefs

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Nov 16, 2025, 9:49 AM
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My son saw me slumping over our lawn mower, bawling my eyes out. He screamed, "Dad! What's wrong!? Are you ok?" I said, "Don't worry, son, I'll be fine. I was just going through a rough patch." It’s normal to feel lawnly sometimes. The grass is always greener on the other side... of the rough patch.

You know, cottage cheese isn’t really a cheese. It’s just a curd to me. No whey! It’s probably not even from a real cottage. I went to a cheese factory once; they were mixing it behind their backs. Apparently, edam is made backwards.

If riding motorcycles gives you short term memory loss, just imagine what riding motorcycles will do.



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Nov 16, 2025, 10:30 AM
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A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death."
He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

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