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Orange Blooded [2783]
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The most redneck coot vehicle ever built
Jun 5, 2015, 11:32 PM
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I'm visiting my hometown Spartanburg, and we decided to go shopping at the yellow mall. When we were going to the restroom in the food court, I came across this little gem. You're welcome.
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WHAT THE HE!!
Jun 5, 2015, 11:40 PM
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I just threw up in my mouth a little. Who is gonna use that though? Ain't no grass in nim trailer parks. I kid, I kid.
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Orange Blooded [2976]
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It'll break after first use***
Jun 5, 2015, 11:42 PM
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110%er [7238]
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Re: It'll break after first use***
Jun 6, 2015, 12:25 AM
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No, it will cut only 5 yards and then break down
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Orange Blooded [2976]
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It was Made in Cootna
Jun 5, 2015, 11:47 PM
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Oh crap, I just discovered another 3rd world.
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All-In [26035]
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Re: It was Made in Cootna
Jun 5, 2015, 11:48 PM
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It will quit running when 3/4 of the lawn is done.
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Orange Blooded [2976]
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Probly only takes bitcoin***
Jun 5, 2015, 11:55 PM
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Orange Blooded [2976]
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Why are they mowing the food court?***
Jun 5, 2015, 11:49 PM
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110%er [7238]
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Re: The most redneck coot vehicle ever built
Jun 6, 2015, 12:24 AM
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> I'm visiting my hometown Spartanburg, and we decided
> to go shopping at the yellow mall. When we were
> going to the restroom in the food court, I came
> across this little gem. You're welcome.
The Yellow Mall isn't in Spartanburg... It is in Gaffney... Thank you very much. LOL
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Orange Blooded [2783]
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My parents live in the county
Jun 6, 2015, 9:00 AM
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They have a Spartanburg address, but we are on the Gaffney side. I didn't qualify the Yellow mall intentionally. I wanted to see how many people were cultured enough to know what it is.
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CU Guru [1400]
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Well
Jun 6, 2015, 12:28 AM
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they are smart to advertise to their demographic. It's been my experience that the folks who drive lawnmowers around here are either SCU grads or illegal immigrants.
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Orange Blooded [4341]
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They only use weed eaters around their stadium. That's
Jun 6, 2015, 2:36 AM
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only b/c of the cracks of grass trying to provide some form of life to the warehouse district.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Re: The most redneck coot vehicle ever built
Jun 6, 2015, 8:04 AM
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The CLEMSON version is located at Westgate Mall in Spartanburg if you're interested in a nice mower. It runs like a Deere. ('cause it is) 
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Apropos, if you ask me..
Jun 6, 2015, 10:13 AM
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New for cutting grass, since they won't be cuttin' noTigerass anytime soon.
-PhD
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Re: The most redneck coot vehicle ever built
Jun 6, 2015, 11:24 AM
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There is no grass In front of Coot trailers; only dirt and the occasional doo doo ice. However, this is perfect for trips to gas station.... Tall boys, cowboy killers, and scratch offs have never been retrieved with such style and grace.
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Re: The most redneck coot vehicle ever built
Jun 6, 2015, 3:40 PM
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Thanks, I needed a good laugh
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Is that a Kootbota?***
Jun 6, 2015, 4:24 PM
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Weirdest toilet I ever did see...
Jun 6, 2015, 5:57 PM
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Did you at least close the hood after you took a dump in it?
~JKB
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All-TigerNet [14090]
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I've seen much worse***
Jun 6, 2015, 6:09 PM
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CU Guru [1787]
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Appropripriate display for the $#*&house.***
Jun 6, 2015, 6:24 PM
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