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We have a broken urinal here at work...
Aug 9, 2013, 3:24 PM
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it will not flush and there is a sign in plain American written above it:
BROKEN! DO NOT USE!
This of course, is like waving a red cape in front of a bull and some gentlemen have taken to pixxing in it anyway and it stinks like heck-fire in there.
I just found the office manager pixxing in the thing, so I said very politely,
STOP! YOU FILTY BASTID, CAN'T YOU READ????
And he acted all offended!
Now, I ask you, what did I say that was offensive in the slightest?
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Rock Defender [54]
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Does it smell like asparagus ?
Aug 9, 2013, 3:26 PM
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tia
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I can't really describe the smell except...
Aug 9, 2013, 3:28 PM
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maybe year-old goretex boots that were never dried out properly.
Why did you have asparagus for lunch?
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Rock Defender [54]
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breakfast***
Aug 9, 2013, 3:28 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75924]
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It wasn't offensive, it was the right thing to do.
Aug 9, 2013, 3:28 PM
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Whomever put up that sigh should have taken other steps to make sure it was not used.
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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Like taking a dump in it.***
Aug 9, 2013, 3:30 PM
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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I was right.***
Aug 9, 2013, 3:34 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75924]
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Heisman Winner [138497]
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Do I have to do everything for you, pgt?
Aug 9, 2013, 3:39 PM
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Put plastic wrap over urinal. Not only will the lesson be learned, but hilarity will ensue at the illegal pixxar's expense.
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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Yes, 19B, you do.
Aug 9, 2013, 3:40 PM
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I will, though, buy you the plaskit wrap. 
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All-In [27403]
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KICK HIM IN THE DEE!***
Aug 9, 2013, 3:52 PM
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Dee who?***
Aug 9, 2013, 3:53 PM
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