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Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.
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Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.


Mar 1, 2022, 8:02 AM

Anyway, I went to this cool lounge type bar and I had this great conversation with this beautiful lady and her two friends that I met. After a bit her 2 friends said they were leaving and she decided she would stay with me. So after we have a couple drinks she tells me she had an amazing wine cellar and asks if I want to come over and have some drinks at her place. She was rubbing my leg and all the basics and it was obviously going to be on. So I told her I called a Lyft and I was going to use the restroom, but I would meet her out front. So I go to the bathroom and I am so stoked that I was getting such a hot lady. I felt so lucky. So I come out of the bathroom and go over to close my tab and the lady had tripped over my dogs leash and busted her nose and knocked herself out. She left in an ambulance. I took the Lyft home by myself.

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you left your dog with a stranger?***


Mar 1, 2022, 8:05 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Re: you left your dog with a stranger?***


Mar 1, 2022, 8:30 AM

I always leave my dog tied up when I go to the restroom at a bar or restaurant. As matter of fact, she probably tripped over the leash because I never mentioned my dog.

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Imaginary dog?***


Mar 1, 2022, 8:56 AM



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Re: Imaginary dog?***


Mar 1, 2022, 9:45 AM

Huh? That's what you went with? Sweet, bud. You're definitely dumb. You should stop while you are behind and just pass your last remaining days on peace.

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Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.


Mar 1, 2022, 8:26 AM

Is that what it is? Why are you constantly attacking peeps on here you old fossil. Don't you have meds? Do you ever notice how almost all of your posts almost get almost zero thumbs up now a days even when you are attacking me? They are idiotic comments. Now take your geriatric meds and calm down. By the way, If you strived the last of you're few remaining years on Earth, Facebook Cooch will always be cooler than your old ignorant lame ###. FBCoach is cooler than you are bud.
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Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.


Mar 1, 2022, 8:28 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.


Mar 1, 2022, 8:32 AM

He woke up one morn and decided he was going to start a thread attacking me and you. I think his life is in a bad spot. Poor old fella. So close to the end and yet so miserable. Sad.

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Mar 1, 2022, 8:31 AM [ in reply to Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge. ]

Huh? You seem spiraling lately. You okay?

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Dude, go away with this crap.


Mar 1, 2022, 8:54 AM [ in reply to Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge. ]

He's providing quality content for the lunge and all you can do is stew over your beef from P&R. So weird to be this obsessed with someone. You come at him on every post and it's sad.

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Oh, now you’re the lunge nazi?


Mar 1, 2022, 8:58 AM

LOL

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I'm no one. But it's painfully obvious to everyone what is


Mar 1, 2022, 8:59 AM

happening here. You're not the one who has any high ground here.

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Does anyone here?


Mar 1, 2022, 9:07 AM

So, now you’re banning trolling in the lunge? You’re laughable!

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We are laughing


Mar 1, 2022, 9:22 AM

Okay?

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Mar 1, 2022, 9:34 AM [ in reply to Does anyone here? ]

Funny that you are the only one trolling. Kind of a creepy old man you are.

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I dunno, man, maybe read the room.***


Mar 1, 2022, 10:18 AM [ in reply to Oh, now you’re the lunge nazi? ]



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Re: I dunno, man, maybe read the room.***


Mar 1, 2022, 10:29 AM

Idk… I like a good trolling from time to time. Sometimes lungers make fun of my weight and haircut and diet. It’s pretty funny. And then a lot of times Tickle It asks for pigs of teds or butwholes at inappropriate times to people in pain, and that’s pretty funny to. It’s not like this was Balm seggualizing Obed’s child.

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You shouldn’t be drinking


Mar 1, 2022, 8:49 AM

on a Monday, especially with no MNF onTV. That is problem one, there are Tuesday night classes at the local Community Center for that issue.

Why didn’t you get her number as you waited on the ambulance? Why didn’t you want to make sure that she was ok today?

So many questions.

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Mar 1, 2022, 9:10 AM

I was confident we were going to her house. I figured I would get all the details in the morning. My dog had other plans maybe.

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Classic Shmosby


Mar 1, 2022, 8:54 AM

What a ride. Wood read agian

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Mar 1, 2022, 10:15 AM

I was sure this was gonna be a redheaded twins story.

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That's gotta be...


Mar 1, 2022, 10:17 AM

One of the most creative ways I've ever heard of a woman trying to get out of hanging out with some dude.

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You are the meme master. - RPMcMurphy®

Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


Re: Kind of a story that belongs in the Jounge.


Mar 1, 2022, 10:23 AM

I would have gotten a cocktail napkin and wrote, “walk much, you dumb beotch?” And put my number on there. Chicks love when you’re mean to them and then you could have had another shot to nail her using your amazing personality… never mind. You did the right thing.

Maybe your dog sniffed her crotch and tripped her on purpose.

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Mar 1, 2022, 3:17 PM

Adds new meaning to the term Kwunt Hound.

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