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Lot o points [156198]
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TRDJ.....sorry about your primos.
Apr 5, 2017, 10:53 AM
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At Lax game last night, three TRDJ teenagers show up and start playing soccer right by the sideline, and kicking the ball into the field several times. Tons of empty fields around this one, so they're just being diiks.
Parent goes up, nicely asks them to move. They give him the finger.
Realizing that if I want to make America great again, I'll have to do it myself. Walk up to em, and also nicely ask them to move because by now they've had to stop the game a couple times for the ball. The say "we're not going anywhere". 10 years ago, this would have been when I went all Lex Luger on them and cracked some skulls and got banned from future lax games and had to send apologies to all the parents and my kid's friends weren't allowed to stay at our house anymore, but no, I'm older and wiser now.
Pull out my phone, say no worries "I'll call the sheriff and let him sort this out". One kid goes "no cops, that's unnecessary" and I'm like, "nah, I'm sure they can figure out who's right and who's wrong". Then I pick up my phone and act like I'm dialing them and they're like "vamanos" and take off running.
MAGA
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CU Medallion [54759]
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so, they SHOULD be in Mexico by now, i guess***
Apr 5, 2017, 10:54 AM
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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This story ends differently had you been in Lot 1***
Apr 5, 2017, 10:56 AM
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Lot o points [156198]
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true.........true.***
Apr 5, 2017, 10:56 AM
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110%er [6575]
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obed liek
Apr 5, 2017, 10:57 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81998]
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Surprised you didn't take soccer ball and punt it to
Apr 5, 2017, 11:02 AM
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an available field.
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All-In [38278]
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or into the woods
Apr 5, 2017, 11:02 AM
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Mexicans hate woods.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Lot o points [156198]
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CU Medallion [54034]
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This story started out all Obed...
Apr 5, 2017, 11:03 AM
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But finished all Clarence.
But you did what you had to do and I respect that. Sometimes everybody in the place is way to chickenchit to say anything. If I were there, I would have acted with the most bravery of all... And given you a high five upon your safe return to the sidelines.
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Lot o points [156198]
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I'm not going to lie, the older I get.........
Apr 5, 2017, 11:20 AM
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the more teenagers in general scare me.
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CU Medallion [54034]
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They are too dumb to understand the consequences of their actions.
Apr 5, 2017, 11:25 AM
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Many of us already know what it's like to wake up the morning after a butt whoopin.
Eventually even those teenagers will need to learn. And if things would have escalated last night, you may have had to teach them.
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Heisman Winner [135876]
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I think your fear of teenagers probably stems from the fact
Apr 5, 2017, 11:28 AM
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that you aren't carrying a caliber with enough knockdown power and extra magazines, which is something you can quickly and easily correct.
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Lot o points [156198]
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that's a big reason I don't do concealed carry.
Apr 5, 2017, 11:38 AM
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My version of justice tends to differ from Johnny Law's. So while two rounds to the back of the head for stray soccer balls and unrepentant rudeness represents instant karma in the kingdom of Obed, others with a say in my freedom status may disagree.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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Next time, walk up, say hey can I get in? pass me ball, then
Apr 5, 2017, 11:04 AM
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I'm appalled.
Apr 5, 2017, 11:30 AM
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Those precious babbies are now scarred for life.
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All-In [38514]
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Why are you in LA and why are kids playing soccer
Apr 5, 2017, 11:31 AM
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at the airport?
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JOB WELL DONE OBED
Apr 5, 2017, 11:57 AM
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I've had to do this myself a few times.
Imagine having a taco truck in an empty parking lot in Berea, and the little mf'ers try to keep TRDJ from selling award winning rancho huevos because they all want to be the next Jorge Campos.
Difference is, I don't threaten to call the cops lest anyone get deported these days. Instead I just blast Ricky Martin from the speakers of my F-250 and open the sliding door on the back window where the wolves howl. Works every time.
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