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Time to post Favorite Gamecock Joke
Nov 20, 2016, 1:09 PM
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Here are a few of mine
1. Why did the chicken cross the road. Answer: nobody cares just as long as they leave
2. Only good thing to come out of Columbia. Answer: I 77
3. Dumbest person from Clemson transferred to USC, raised the IQ at both schools
4. Why did they put the State House and USC in Columbia, Answer: Pull the flies from the rest of the state.
5. The Best was Dabo rant a few years back about USC and Carolina.
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Women at the Citadel?
Nov 20, 2016, 1:09 PM
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What's next? Men at SCar?
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110%er [9325]
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football team***
Nov 20, 2016, 1:11 PM
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Here's mine.
Nov 20, 2016, 1:11 PM
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#### Football.
Nuff said
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why did the sc fan cross the road?
Nov 20, 2016, 1:12 PM
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He was hoping someone would run over his lame pathetic a z z
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Re: Time to post Favorite Gamecock Joke
Nov 20, 2016, 1:13 PM
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Gamecocks....
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CU Medallion [51550]
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Rips on the ACC...
Nov 20, 2016, 1:20 PM
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Yet their 1969 "A She She" championship is 1 of 3 banners they have to hang.
The others:
George "The Nose" Rogers
2010 SEC East Title 56-17
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A Gamecock and a Dawg were fishing in a rented boat...
Nov 20, 2016, 1:20 PM
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Were really catching the fish. The Gamecock says, "Let's do this again tomorrow. But how will we know how to find this spot?" The Dawg reaches into his tackle box, pulls out a piece of chalk, and marks an 'X' on the bottom of the boat. The Gamecock says, "You Dumba$$! How will we know if we get this same boat tomorrow?"
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Re: A Gamecock and a Dawg were fishing in a rented boat...
Nov 20, 2016, 1:32 PM
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I liked that. 
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And According to Coach Howard the only good thing to come out of Columbia
Nov 20, 2016, 1:22 PM
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is I-26.
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Re: And According to Coach Howard the only good thing to come out of Columbia
Nov 20, 2016, 1:29 PM
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I knew Coach Howard and I am still friends with his son Jimmy. He used both.
Favorite Frank Howard quote for me was when asked why he retired.
Answer, Health Reasons, Alumni were sick of me.
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CU Medallion [51550]
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Never heard the I-77 one. Nice.***
Nov 20, 2016, 4:30 PM
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What do USuC students and Clemson students have in common?
Nov 20, 2016, 1:23 PM
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They were both accepted to USuC.
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Re: Time to post Favorite Gamecock Joke
Nov 20, 2016, 1:27 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To leave game in 3rd quarter.
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Knock Knock
Nov 20, 2016, 1:30 PM
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...the Citadel
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Re: Time to post Favorite Gamecock Joke
Nov 20, 2016, 1:33 PM
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Some dislike Trump and some dislike Hillary. But everybody hates the gamecocks.
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I remember at the grocery store.....
Nov 20, 2016, 1:36 PM
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That a bagger was checking a customer's carton of eggs that he was purchasing, and the bagger noticed a few broken eggs, and told the customer " you have a few broken eggs would you like another carton?" The customer said "no that's not necessary those chickens went through a lot of trouble laying those eggs"....
Then I immediately thought of the history of South Carolina Football........
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It's between Spurrier and Holtz. Can't decide.***
Nov 20, 2016, 1:37 PM
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Re: Time to post Favorite Gamecock Joke
Nov 20, 2016, 1:37 PM
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Three transplant surgeons were discussing which college graduates they liked to work on. The first said MIT grads because their body parts were numbered and easy to work with. The second said Georgia Tech engineers, because their body parts were color-coded and easy to work with. The third said USuC grads because they only had two body parts-- a mouth and an anus, and they were interchangeable.
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My Favorites
Nov 20, 2016, 1:47 PM
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1) What does a Gamecock girl say after sex? Daddy git off me yer scruntchin my cigarettes
2) What is a Gamecock's favorite holiday? Haloween...Cause they get to Pump Kin
3) Why wasn't Jesus born in Columbia? They couldn't find 3 wisemen or a virgin
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Re: Time to post Favorite Gamecock Joke
Nov 20, 2016, 2:23 PM
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Forgot a famous one
What do you say when a gamecock
Grad shows up at your door. Answer: How much is the pizza
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