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Tickets to FABULOUS GAY WEDDING IN MAINE booked.
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Tickets to FABULOUS GAY WEDDING IN MAINE booked.


Apr 13, 2017, 1:51 PM

Ceremony is on Sunday, and bowties are mandatory. I feel like these gay Yankee guys have probably never heard of the concept of feather bowties, and they're all going to be uber-jealous of my peacock bowtie, yes? Good figuring? Since we're in the Trust Tree and all, here's some truth: I'll be annoyed, nay, even disappointed, if I don't get hit on by a gay guy.

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I think I'll be there


Apr 13, 2017, 1:51 PM

in some form or fashion.

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I regret to inform I will not.***


Apr 13, 2017, 1:57 PM



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we should meat up at dudley's sometime


Apr 13, 2017, 1:52 PM

if you're up for it

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What/who/where is Dudley's?***


Apr 13, 2017, 1:53 PM



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Dudley is the dude in the center. You can't actually meat up


Apr 13, 2017, 1:54 PM

because of the way the intestines curve. It's a figure of speech.

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I don't understand.


Apr 13, 2017, 1:55 PM

Do you have any pictures or diagrams? A Powerpoint? Can we swimlane this?

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Re: I don't understand.


Apr 13, 2017, 1:57 PM



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This is contradictory.


Apr 13, 2017, 2:00 PM

I see a spit going straight through Dudley, which you just claimed was impossible.

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I didn't know you had X-ray vision.***


Apr 13, 2017, 2:31 PM



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TIL Lakebum hates the gov't so much because they won't stay


Apr 13, 2017, 1:53 PM

out of his bedroom.

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Congrats!***


Apr 13, 2017, 1:53 PM




Message was edited by: 97CUtiger2®


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#ACCFTS


Hang on just a sec, can we rewind?


Apr 13, 2017, 1:55 PM

Several months ago, when you brought up the possibility of the feather bowtie, I thought you were just diiking around. You mean to tell me you actually purchased it?

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and weren't they like $500?***


Apr 13, 2017, 1:59 PM



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I did not.


Apr 13, 2017, 1:59 PM [ in reply to Hang on just a sec, can we rewind? ]

I was dicking around with the idea with my Dad because we had a formal dinner thing in February that he's wanted to go to for years. I showed up at his house one day and he had already purchased two of dem. So here we are.

I wouldn't spend that kinda coin on a bowtie. Apparently...he would.

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No price is too much for daddy's little girl.***


Apr 13, 2017, 2:00 PM



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I'm pretty.


Apr 13, 2017, 2:01 PM

Tell me I'm pretty.

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How you doing, big guy?


Apr 13, 2017, 1:57 PM

Oh you meant at the wedding. Never mind.

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#### nitrate and a lot of rhythmic breathing, probably.***


Apr 13, 2017, 2:01 PM



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You see, the joke is that I interpreted 7spot's post to


Apr 13, 2017, 2:24 PM

ask "How are you doing (having sex with) big guy (a guy with large @Obed-like ########). That's why this is funny.

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Is the FABULOUS GAY WEDDING located at EXCLUSIVE RESORT???***


Apr 13, 2017, 2:20 PM



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Here's what it looks like,


Apr 13, 2017, 2:21 PM

ALLEGEDLY.



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I could get drunk there.***


Apr 13, 2017, 2:22 PM



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I'm going to get delightfully drunk there.***


Apr 13, 2017, 2:23 PM



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fabulously drunk***


Apr 13, 2017, 2:24 PM



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Don't get so drunk that you wake up with a sore ###***


Apr 13, 2017, 3:04 PM [ in reply to I'm going to get delightfully drunk there.*** ]



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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


Needs a dickbutt.***


Apr 13, 2017, 2:22 PM [ in reply to Here's what it looks like, ]



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I'd bet there will be a lot of that.***


Apr 13, 2017, 2:45 PM



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Go to LL Bean store, buy flannel tux, wed, return tux.***


Apr 13, 2017, 2:25 PM



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#ACCFTS


What's your connection to the groom?


Apr 13, 2017, 2:28 PM

The subject is the joke.

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It's going to be an emotional event for 19b. They've been


Apr 13, 2017, 2:31 PM

friends for a long time, and he just can't get him out of his head.

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Hard to believe it's been 20 years.


Apr 13, 2017, 2:36 PM

Usually a little after hours slap and tickle in the Martin Hall stalls doesn't turn into a long-term friendship.

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That's awfully specific Obed


Apr 13, 2017, 2:51 PM

was this before or after getting a sub at Lil' Dinos ? Or perhaps after watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Y theater ?

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Hey Joe!***


Apr 13, 2017, 2:53 PM



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#ACCFTS


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