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Heisman Winner [138546]
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Tickets to FABULOUS GAY WEDDING IN MAINE booked.
Apr 13, 2017, 1:51 PM
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Ceremony is on Sunday, and bowties are mandatory. I feel like these gay Yankee guys have probably never heard of the concept of feather bowties, and they're all going to be uber-jealous of my peacock bowtie, yes? Good figuring? Since we're in the Trust Tree and all, here's some truth: I'll be annoyed, nay, even disappointed, if I don't get hit on by a gay guy.
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Head Coach [760]
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I think I'll be there
Apr 13, 2017, 1:51 PM
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in some form or fashion.
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CU Guru [1338]
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I regret to inform I will not.***
Apr 13, 2017, 1:57 PM
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110%er [6575]
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we should meat up at dudley's sometime
Apr 13, 2017, 1:52 PM
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if you're up for it
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Heisman Winner [138546]
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What/who/where is Dudley's?***
Apr 13, 2017, 1:53 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Dudley is the dude in the center. You can't actually meat up
Apr 13, 2017, 1:54 PM
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because of the way the intestines curve. It's a figure of speech.
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Heisman Winner [138546]
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I don't understand.
Apr 13, 2017, 1:55 PM
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Do you have any pictures or diagrams? A Powerpoint? Can we swimlane this?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Re: I don't understand.
Apr 13, 2017, 1:57 PM
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Heisman Winner [138546]
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This is contradictory.
Apr 13, 2017, 2:00 PM
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I see a spit going straight through Dudley, which you just claimed was impossible.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I didn't know you had X-ray vision.***
Apr 13, 2017, 2:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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TIL Lakebum hates the gov't so much because they won't stay
Apr 13, 2017, 1:53 PM
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out of his bedroom.
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Congrats!***
Apr 13, 2017, 1:53 PM
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Lot o points [156401]
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Hang on just a sec, can we rewind?
Apr 13, 2017, 1:55 PM
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Several months ago, when you brought up the possibility of the feather bowtie, I thought you were just diiking around. You mean to tell me you actually purchased it?
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and weren't they like $500?***
Apr 13, 2017, 1:59 PM
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Heisman Winner [138546]
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I did not.
Apr 13, 2017, 1:59 PM
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I was dicking around with the idea with my Dad because we had a formal dinner thing in February that he's wanted to go to for years. I showed up at his house one day and he had already purchased two of dem. So here we are.
I wouldn't spend that kinda coin on a bowtie. Apparently...he would.
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No price is too much for daddy's little girl.***
Apr 13, 2017, 2:00 PM
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Heisman Winner [138546]
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I'm pretty.
Apr 13, 2017, 2:01 PM
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Tell me I'm pretty.
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How you doing, big guy?
Apr 13, 2017, 1:57 PM
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Oh you meant at the wedding. Never mind.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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#### nitrate and a lot of rhythmic breathing, probably.***
Apr 13, 2017, 2:01 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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You see, the joke is that I interpreted 7spot's post to
Apr 13, 2017, 2:24 PM
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ask "How are you doing (having sex with) big guy (a guy with large @Obed-like ########). That's why this is funny.
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All-In [26755]
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Is the FABULOUS GAY WEDDING located at EXCLUSIVE RESORT???***
Apr 13, 2017, 2:20 PM
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Heisman Winner [138546]
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Here's what it looks like,
Apr 13, 2017, 2:21 PM
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ALLEGEDLY.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I could get drunk there.***
Apr 13, 2017, 2:22 PM
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Heisman Winner [138546]
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I'm going to get delightfully drunk there.***
Apr 13, 2017, 2:23 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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fabulously drunk***
Apr 13, 2017, 2:24 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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CU Medallion [54046]
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Oculus Spirit [81583]
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I'd bet there will be a lot of that.***
Apr 13, 2017, 2:45 PM
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Go to LL Bean store, buy flannel tux, wed, return tux.***
Apr 13, 2017, 2:25 PM
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Lot o points [156401]
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What's your connection to the groom?
Apr 13, 2017, 2:28 PM
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The subject is the joke.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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It's going to be an emotional event for 19b. They've been
Apr 13, 2017, 2:31 PM
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friends for a long time, and he just can't get him out of his head.
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Lot o points [156401]
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Hard to believe it's been 20 years.
Apr 13, 2017, 2:36 PM
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Usually a little after hours slap and tickle in the Martin Hall stalls doesn't turn into a long-term friendship.
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CU Medallion [66557]
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That's awfully specific Obed
Apr 13, 2017, 2:51 PM
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was this before or after getting a sub at Lil' Dinos ? Or perhaps after watching the Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Y theater ?
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Legend [17753]
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Hey Joe!***
Apr 13, 2017, 2:53 PM
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