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Funny actual newspaper headlines.

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CUGRAD1980

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Funny actual newspaper headlines.

Jan 30, 2024, 2:50 PM

I laughed at these. They were copied in the body of an email.

Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police

Miracle Cure Kills Fitth Patient

Bridges Help People Cross Rivers

City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells

Starvation Can Lead to Health Hazards

Republicans Turned Off by Size of Obama’s Package.

And my favorite:

Study Shows Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After The Age of 25.

Go Tigers!! Beat Louisville!!

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Re: Funny actual newspaper headlines.

Jan 30, 2024, 2:53 PM

made me chuckle...TU

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And, that explains a lot about our media.***

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