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The World According to BAMA...reeks of desperation
Aug 27, 2019, 5:04 PM
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I'd say the new ability to so easily transfer made more of a difference than Tua, but that wouldn't fit the "Bama is the center of everything" narrative
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Letterman [291]
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Right on the money!
Aug 27, 2019, 6:04 PM
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Gosh-a-rooty! Man, they pegged this one right on the donkey's ...ASpirin bottle.
Wow. Unreal. Don'tchu guys agree? I mean, after Tua's pass, which the entire world saw and felt, I'm certain, right, it made every one feel.... like gliding with wide open arms with Kate Winslet on the bow of some unsinkable boat in the middle of the Atlantic in 1912?
I made the fateful decision as a result of that pass to go to work the next day! I'm serious! I mean, what if I hadn't?? I wouldn't have been able to sit at the blessed microphone of Paul Findabomb for more pearls of wisdom and truths I would have never known otherwise. I wouldn't have been able to afford gas to get to work, pretzels for that moment another Tua Truth Bomb is thrown so kindly to the unclean masses! I wouldn't have had licker money or even money to afford the new A-SHE-SHE network that comes on.... comes on...
Wait a minute. I got ripped off. Tho' that ball again. 'Cause it didn't mean a thang. I went to work for nothing. I can't get the games and that pass meant nothing in the entire world.
Liars.
Gimme my licker bottle. Whar's Kate?
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So...you're not buying what they're sellin'?
Aug 27, 2019, 6:20 PM
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Letterman [291]
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Re: So...you're not buying what they're sellin'?
Aug 27, 2019, 6:35 PM
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Ah ain't got no mo' money. Ah spent it on licker, flying womens and da Paul Findabama show.
They all said that thar pass changed the worl' o' footballs. Ain't changed mah worl'. Ah still sitting here with no mo' money, no mo' Kate, no mo' boat (sunk, they said) and not at'all an a-she-she shannel.
Well I'm gonna go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. [picks up an ashtray]
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
[walking outside] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[dog growls]
I don't need my dog.
I just needs mah cats.. sniff.
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