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I just took a poop and it smelled REALLY

Jun 17, 2015, 7:49 AM

bad, but it doesnt matter because I am home and home is where the best poops take place. Well, unless you are at a casino, they tend to have really nice dumpers. I think the best dumpers besides the ones at my house are at MGM in Vegas. They do a really nice job cleaning them and it seems like they are all made of some kind of porcelain that doesn't get cold. The seats are always oddly warm. Is that too much information, because I can stop. Well, see one time I had way to much to drink while out in Vegas, you know, that happens. LOL. What happens there stays there! Such a cute phrase! Ha ha! So the next morning I go to the buffet in Mirage and have some good food. Man that food was so good. Then we walked back towards MGM and I could start to feel the pain about the time we were in front of Cosmo, which isnt too far away, so I thought I was good. The closer we got back to MGM, the more I thought I was going to poop my pants. Well, I walked in and you know how they put those darn machines at the front in order to make everyone spend money before going back to the room, well the pooper is towards the back right hand corner. So I had to walk like a duck all the way past the machines, finally got to the pooper and that is the one thing I remember the most, not the relief, but the odd feeling that the pooper was higher than normal and warm. Might gross some of you out, but its kind of a win-win in my book. Gosh what a great day that was. I have more of these stories and many of them include truck stops. Just let me know if you want to chat, TM me or just FB me!!Tootles!

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I just took a poop and it smelled REALLY

Last trip, I took two or 3 dumps at the MGM.

The best ones are at work

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