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This is a humorous non-Pol Trump except from The New Yorker
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This is a humorous non-Pol Trump except from The New Yorker

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Apr 20, 2024, 9:48 AM
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Also, sarcasm rather than Religion…

Article is satire on the Trump Bible:

The Testing of Abraham

“Abraham!” God commanded. “Take your son to the mountain and make him a sacrifice to me.”
But Abraham had a multitude of sons by many wives. That’s how they did it back then. Many wives. Some said it was better that way.

“Lord,” Abraham replied, “can you tell me which son, I have so many.”
“Your firstborn”
“Just the one, Lord? Really, there are so many I don’t remember all their names.”
“Just the one, Abraham, it’s not a big deal.”
“Are you sure? Honestly, Lord, I can’t find them all jobs as it is.”
“Ok, fine, take a couple.”
“The firstborn and one other?”
“It doesn’t matter, you choose.”

Then Abraham was seized by fear, and beseeched God: “Lord, please spare my daughter. For I say unto you, she’s quite a looker!”
And God replied, “Let’s just forget I said anything.”

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More folly from The New Yorker


Apr 20, 2024, 10:14 AM
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Feeding of the Multitudes

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