Funny OSU rants after the Fiesta Bowl

Feb 10, 2017, 12:54 PM

Yes, I have way too much time on my hands. probably should have put this in front of the Bama Rants... sorry. Here goes...

A disgruntled fan - "In 2014 this team was a Corvette, since then it's turned into a lawn mower on it's 5th transmission."

On the long trip to the Fiesta Bowl - "I want a REFUND!!!"

More misery to come for 1 fan - "ROLL TIDE! The last thing I want to see is Dabo getting the natty."

On reality - "For some reason, we can't beat f’n Clemson."

On JT Barret - "He did some QB camps with Watson over the summer and he still regressed."

OSU Fan Rants – (1) "I've certainly had enough disappointment and Jim Beam for one night." (2) "Since the arrival of Urban, I feared no one. I really hate to lose that feeling. I am hoping this is an aberration." (3) "This was disgusting. I can't believe this game - our OC and O assistants need to be analyzed without compassion." (4) "At least I got to see a performance worse than our offense tonight once Mariah Carey took the stage in NYC" (5) "Only the second time my son has watched an OSU game (he's young)… what a bad impression."

On OSU’s lack of offensive adjustments - "I've said this before, but the "third-and-short, empty backfield, 4 receivers, Barrett keeps" thing is so predictable that unborn babies know it's coming."

On Urban - "For Meyer to say in the postgame presser that he had no idea the Bucks had only 6 called running plays in the first half is a level of disengagement in what's happening. Stunning!"

On needing a new OC – "Sh!t...at this point I'd take Mickey Mouse."

On OSU Offensive Coaches - "I would say they're lucky they don't work for Saban."

OSU Fan Rants #2 – (1) "And of all the games I have watched to the end no matter the score, this is the first one I turned off with more than 5 minutes to play." (2) "Biggest embarrassment for OSU I can remember. Not a single point? Looked like pros against high schoolers." (3) "It felt like I was watching the Browns on a Sunday" (4) "Urban absolutely got bich slapped." (5) "I'm still stunned. I mean, I am stunned. The last thing I remember was them going up 10-0 after the missed FG and two opportunities with great field position wasted. It all became a blur after that until I was standing in the parking lot searching for my car." (6) "By the end of the game, it was literally a great accomplishment to run an offensive play and not LOSE yards."

On OSU’s kicker missing the two FG’s - "It was nice of the team to not get close enough again for him to embarrass himself further."

On OSU's dropped passes - "If the ball hits a receiver's hands, usually he should catch it."

On “youth” excuses - "I'm sorry but with all due respect if you think 31-0 is because of being "too young" you have screws loose."

On Christian Wilkins - "That was our night, in a nutshell."

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Funny OSU rants after the Fiesta Bowl

The last rant is the best!***

No that is funny

don't remember where I read it, but one OSU fan said...

Hey they figured out what happened!

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