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The Alpha and the Beta...The vigor of each!
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Nov 27, 2023, 2:32 PM
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Here is a story we should all adhere too:
The Alpha male and the Beta male going at it one key stroke at a time. Seeing such warriors battle it out on a keyboard to see who the superior poster is, only ensures nothing good will come of it. It makes the users hearts smile when one challenges another only to ghost them in the weeks ahead while simultaneously trolling them with their SKOK.
Whether it is one sentence at a time or a paragraph giving great detail of their heroic skills, it warms our hearts to read the comments daily.
"I’m gonna' need you to be strong today… I whisper to my coffee," says the average T-Net tough guy as the sun rises.
Some choose to show their masculine side by typing strongly worded paragraphs on T-Net while others tend to let their historic prowess of their high school playing days do the talking. However, remember that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon. However, you must remember that Al took on his nemesis in person and did not rely on writing a sharply worded letter on his Smith-Corona Classic 12 typewriter. As from the words of Cape Fear, “It’s not necessary to lay a foul tongue on me, my friend. I could get upset. Things could get out of hand. Then in self-defense, I could do something to you that you would not like, right here." This here, this here, should be the motto of every Alpha and Beta male on T-Net.
Don't let the hard strike of the keyboard be your voice but let your message board enemies catch your hands. In the words of one famous T-Net poster, “A good martial artist does not become tense, but ready. Not thinking, yet not dreaming. Ready for whatever may come. When the opponent expands, I contract. And when he contracts, I expand. And when there is an opportunity, ‘I’ do not hit: ‘It’ hits all by itself.”
If Tyler did not teach us anything, he at least showed us the way. Tyler did not use a message board to be our hero, but he let his light shine over the phone. Tyler used to say: "You don’t take any chances you don’t have to. Don’t trust nobody you don’t have to trust, and don’t do no favors you don’t have to do." Tyler took a chance and called his shot directly with a legend, but the legend fired back and called him on it. The story of Tyler lived long enough to know he was right but for a moment. He lived thirty more days after the legend disproved him.
Let the words of the legend and the fate of Tyler be a teaching lesson to all of the Alpha and Beta males on this site, when you poke the Alpha males, you may get what you ask for, that is a fight you will never forget. Also, Alpha males take notice, if you are not ready to be a hero in person and be that Alpha male, don't let your fingers type a message of challenge if you are not ready to Tyler up and call it in person.
I will leave you all with this:
John McClane once said, "Yippee-ki-yay, mother-trucker.”
I say, let your hands be made of stone and your heart be made of honey.
The End...
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