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So cosplay ICE Barbie Noem had $3,000 cash in her purse when it was stolen
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So cosplay ICE Barbie Noem had $3,000 cash in her purse when it was stolen

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Apr 21, 2025, 7:37 PM
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So what do we think this was:

Bribe money
Stolen from the evidence locker at DHS
Proceeds from selling those Dalmatian puppies to that lady in the trench coat
Money to pay for Trump’s Mickey Dees order
Her weekly Sephora budget
Cash in case she needs to buy a drop piece in a hurry
All the money that was in the collection plate Sunday when it went down her row…

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Noticeably absent from current reporting


Apr 21, 2025, 8:05 PM
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what kinda bag was it? Aint nothin for them super rich bishes to carry 20-30 thousand dollar handbag.

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Apr 21, 2025, 11:56 PM
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I heard it was a Gucci purse

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Apr 22, 2025, 9:13 PM
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With a LV wallet inside. Thousands for the bag and wallet together, maybe more than the cash she had for easter fun.

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Apr 21, 2025, 8:15 PM
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not a bad idea to have some cash

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Very likely taxpayer cash, based on her record as a governor.***


Apr 21, 2025, 10:00 PM
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Re: Very likely taxpayer cash, based on her record as a governor.***


Apr 22, 2025, 10:25 AM
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The strange part is that South Dakota cities are incredibly well-managed. Sioux Falls has infrastructure Greenville would weep over and there are more parks per square mile than just about anywhere else on Earth.

And all that without a state income tax and pretty decent property taxes. How they manage it I have no idea.

The locals are grounded, sensible, polite, and friendly for the most part. Unpretentious place. And yet then they went and elected themselves cosplay GI Jane for governor. Kind of leaves me scratching my head.

Gotta say, she seems like a Very Serious Person.



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Oil and fracking


Apr 22, 2025, 11:03 AM
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Keeps SD flush with cash

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Apr 21, 2025, 8:17 PM
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So she could pay cash and not put on the company card or her card. No records.

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Apr 21, 2025, 8:58 PM
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She is probably lying, so local police are forced to investigate, just a guess.

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Apr 21, 2025, 9:01 PM
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Why would she need to lie? Stealing her credentials and passport etc at her position should be enough to investigate anyway. JMO

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Apr 21, 2025, 9:41 PM
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They are not going to investigate a stolen passport. As soon as 3k is involved, their hands are tied.

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Re: So cosplay ICE Barbie Noem had $3,000 cash in her purse when it was stolen


Apr 22, 2025, 9:16 PM [ in reply to Re: So cosplay ICE Barbie Noem had $3,000 cash in her purse when it was stolen ]
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The purse and wallet cost enough to qualify for larceny. I'm thinking the claim of $3000 is more for the claim on her homeowner's insurance.

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Apr 22, 2025, 9:18 PM
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Not sure on that. Homeowner's covers stuff stolen from your car (first hand experience here), but not sure about from your person. Would the restaurant insurance cover it? Or how about the secret service who were supposedly watching and protecting her? Gotta love the incompetence that Trump brings to all aspects of the government.

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That's Thursday night walking around money***

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Apr 21, 2025, 9:42 PM
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You calling her a street walker?

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Apr 21, 2025, 10:51 PM
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I guess that would explain the cash

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Apr 21, 2025, 11:04 PM
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too skinny

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Re: You calling her a street walker?


Apr 21, 2025, 11:20 PM
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I think you would be disappointed once she removes the hair extensions and peels away about an inch of foundation, along with various hi-tech support garments that make her appear much younger than she is.

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Apr 21, 2025, 11:58 PM
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She looks completely different after all the work she’s had done on her face and those lips 😏. The hair too!

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Willing to take that chance****


Apr 22, 2025, 11:04 AM [ in reply to Re: You calling her a street walker? ]
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Apr 24, 2025, 11:25 PM [ in reply to Re: You calling her a street walker? ]
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She looked fine before all the bad plastic surgery.

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Apr 22, 2025, 9:19 PM [ in reply to That's Thursday night walking around money*** ]
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A thousand of that goes up her new nose, so they say.

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Re: So cosplay ICE Barbie Noem had $3,000 cash in her purse when it was stolen

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Apr 22, 2025, 1:36 AM
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Pocket Change

Don't be jealous!

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So...we hate cash now?


Apr 22, 2025, 8:22 AM
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3 Gs ain't a ridiculous amount. Not even her weekly paycheck. Can't buy a nice car with it. It's an okay amount for a down payment on one I suppose. It could buy a family a decent 3 day weekend vacation I guess. What kind of season tickets in Death Valley would 3gs get? Would it include parking pass? I dunno...it's not a little bit of money..but definitely not outlandish.

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You routinely walk around with $3K in cash? I guess that's why so many MAGA


Apr 22, 2025, 9:26 AM
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People think they can't leave the house without their Glocks.

If Donny hears about how much cheddar you guys are stuffing in your fanny packs he's gonna find a way to monetize that habit. Truth credit cards!! Why give your interest to the coastal elite mainstream banking overlords when you can make America's credit industry great again?

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Apr 22, 2025, 8:46 AM
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She supposedly said it was for Easter gifts for the family but that's a lot of chocolate bunnies. Anybody ever get cash for Easter?

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Apr 22, 2025, 9:01 AM
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i have a couple nieces that i give cash to whenever we meet, but not for easter, for their rug rats

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Apr 22, 2025, 9:28 PM [ in reply to Re: So cosplay ICE Barbie Noem had $3,000 cash in her purse when it was stolen ]
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Cash is good if you don't want a record of the transactions. Maybe she's just as stupid as she seems?

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Apr 22, 2025, 11:02 AM
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probably have to bribe everyone in DC, so carry cash

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Apr 22, 2025, 8:03 PM
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Exactly. Shmmoozin people off of the record.

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My anonymous source says the $3,000 was for lip fillers and mascara.***


Apr 22, 2025, 7:59 PM
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Noem was not robbed - an un-fired IRS agent confiscated the $3000


Apr 22, 2025, 9:52 PM
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Those un-fired IRS agents are bad dooods.

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OMG THIS changes everything!***


Apr 22, 2025, 10:42 PM
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