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Letterman [290]
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Some people's children
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Aug 30, 2023, 2:31 PM
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Expletive deleted. I just love folks who walk out the door with their fru fru "dog." And they cross the street to whichever neighbor the rat stops at, and it does it's business. And they trot on back to their own lazy lair.
I have returned the feces to their front doorstep. So has a couple neighbors. But Shiffer Brains doesn't get the message.
Idiot
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All-In [30904]
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2 words
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Aug 30, 2023, 2:56 PM
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SUPER SOAKER
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Letterman [290]
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Re: 2 words
Aug 30, 2023, 4:18 PM
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I would.
I really would. But my worthless in-laws who think they are God, or at least have the right to say what in "the name" live two doors down.
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Thank you for sharing. I enjoyed this. (Not sarcasm)***
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Aug 30, 2023, 4:34 PM
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All-In [27394]
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better two words..
Aug 31, 2023, 11:19 AM
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RED RYDER
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110%er [5684]
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Grab a glove and smear it on their doorknob
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Aug 30, 2023, 4:17 PM
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Thanks for sharing. You got a therapist or something you
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Aug 30, 2023, 4:18 PM
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need to talk to or is this, like, an analogy for our FB team?
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I liked his post.***
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Aug 30, 2023, 4:33 PM
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sorry, i was a little rude. i like shadding on other peoples
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Aug 30, 2023, 4:51 PM
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lawns so this hit home for me
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110%er [5978]
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Get you one of these
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Aug 30, 2023, 4:27 PM
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Teddy bear of a dog but their bark will make Shiffer Brains butt pucker tighter than a drum. They'll need two bags next time.
I miss our Rotty, we didn't need a doorbell.
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Re: Get you one of these
Aug 31, 2023, 11:14 AM
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I had a cousin get mauled by two rotties when he was a kid. Granted he came near their food dishes while they were eating, so I understand that the dogs were just being food territorial but dang they messed him up bad. He still has the scars on his face from it
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Re: Aww The Heck With It ---
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Aug 30, 2023, 4:36 PM
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When you got to dump out some no longer needed pounds ...go to their yard. Then show them you got some class and wipe yourself with your toilet paper. That will give them some shock.
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Re: Some people's children
Aug 30, 2023, 5:08 PM
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Pull a Me, Myself and Irene on them.
Message was edited by: rhpltmeg®
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That's what you call a golf course providing just the bare
Aug 31, 2023, 10:15 AM
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necessities, right there.
His butt is almost whiter than the terlet!
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That’s why I hate most people. They think
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Aug 30, 2023, 5:41 PM
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Their own 💩 doesn’t stink and never do the right thing, Neighbor allowed their dog to crap on my front yard. I kindly picked it up and placed it on rock next to their mailbox. Azzhats!
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Re: Some people's children
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Aug 30, 2023, 9:27 PM
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Remember the old paper bag trick. Place poop in bag, place bag on front porch, light top of bag, ring door bell and retreat rapidly.
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Letterman [290]
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Re: Some people's children
Aug 31, 2023, 6:26 AM
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I did that one time. But the hag didn't get the hint. And after her fru fru dog did it's business this time, she stayed in the house.
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Orange Blooded [4798]
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Put bacon grease on the offending toid and leave it there.
Aug 30, 2023, 10:01 PM
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Fu Fu will clean up after herself.
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CU Medallion [65859]
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Now THAT is funny, in a nausea inducing kind of way.
Aug 31, 2023, 10:16 AM
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Make Friends w/Them Then Go Visit Their House
Aug 31, 2023, 10:11 AM
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Go to the commode and drop a Giant Top Decker
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Re: Some people's children
Aug 31, 2023, 11:53 AM
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Or the neighbors dog barks obsessively and aggressively at you every time you walk into your own yard. And they do nothing about it.
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Oculus Spirit [94254]
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DOOD, this is the world's easiest problem to solve, no joke.
Aug 31, 2023, 12:03 PM
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Buy a quart of ammonia (half gallon if your lot is big) drive a small nail through the cap, (remove cap first) then walk the edge of your yard squirting the ammonia in a steady stream. If you know when fufu is going to dump, do the deed so that you're finishing near the rat's kickoff time.
One whiff of that ammonia and he will never approach your yard again.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Ammonia is good but, anti-freeze works better.
Aug 31, 2023, 1:07 PM
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Just put some in a dish at the edge of your yard.
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Re: Some people's children
Aug 31, 2023, 1:03 PM
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What you do is walk over to their yard. Drop your pants and leave the biggest tootsie roll known to man right in their drive way.
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