night to cheer our Tigers to victory and he sent me the best text I've gotten in quite some time. It was right after USuC's last gasp turnover on downs with 3:19 remaining. He texted:
"Joint vacated like there was a bomb threat"
I've advised him to take an extra long shower today to wash off all the inbred coot stink from spending so much time in the cockroach last night...
go ahead and make the grocery run. It's the first time all year I've seen throngs of people wearing their coot gear. I guess the good thing about buying coot gear is that it lasts a long time because it doesn't continuously get washed and worn.