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Oculus Spirit [76341]
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Thats what happens when on a shiat ton of opiates.
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Jan 20, 2024, 1:04 PM
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When I broke my femur twas the same. One poop every week that was so big it ripped my ahole apart.
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Lot o points [155948]
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So, uh, what ya doing later?***
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Jan 20, 2024, 4:57 PM
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Heisman Winner [135978]
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Patient probably just got out of prison***
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Jan 20, 2024, 1:16 PM
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Impressive, but not aspiring to it.***
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Re: Somewhere there is a "you gotta see this" board, with a NSF lunch warning
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Jan 20, 2024, 4:52 PM
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I bet it’s hers.
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All-In [45784]
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Photoshopped.....
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Jan 20, 2024, 5:47 PM
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Not even someone from Irmo could pass something that perfect.
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Legend [17781]
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So youre saying that some images on the interwebs might not be 100% real?
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Jan 20, 2024, 5:51 PM
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If that true, I have sads.
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CU Medallion [60234]
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my first thought was no way they'd walk down hospital hallway
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with that behemoth (if real) exposed to the air NOT in a plastic bag or hazmat container. Would Stink the whole ward up.
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Re: Somewhere there is a "you gotta see this" board, with a NSF lunch warning
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Jan 20, 2024, 8:42 PM
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Sons forearm pewp was almost as big. The one I had to cut in half with a plastic knife to get it to flush. Probably 3/4 on the length and gerth.
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Re: Somewhere there is a "you gotta see this" board, with a NSF lunch warning
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Jan 20, 2024, 8:51 PM
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That had to be painful!
So you got in there with a plastic knife?
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Oculus Spirit [97738]
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The options were 2........
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Jan 21, 2024, 11:46 AM
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1 - Cut it with a disposable plastic knife, and flush both haves separately....
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2 - Flush it, 100% guaranteed to clog the toilet, then bring the 6' snake upstairs from the garage, bore out the lines and destroy the pewp to unclog the lines, then deal with a poo-filled, dripping snake as I take it back downstairs. Then get the Resolve carpet cleaner and vinegar and retrace my steps looking for each drop on the carpet. OR take the snake and blast it with the showerhead in the shower, then rinse the shower, then come back with Clorox wipes to wipe the shower floor, and still have nasty drips on the carpet.
#1 seemed like less work. Halve with the knife. Hold one half back with the knife while flushing the other. Then the second half on a second flush. Wipe knife with TP and flush that with a courtesy flush and then chunk knife in trash.
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Oculus Spirit [97738]
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Our Khoeler toilets don't like plungers.
Jan 21, 2024, 11:49 AM
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Always use a snake, although they hardly clog. But a forearm-sized pewp will clog almost any toilet.
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I'm just glad it's a picture of a nurse.
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Jan 21, 2024, 8:37 AM
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And not a picture of a waitress.
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