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Seems women have been getting unexpectedly pregnant after Ozempic
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Seems women have been getting unexpectedly pregnant after Ozempic

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Mar 22, 2024, 10:05 AM
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treatments.

It's been entertaining listening to the doctors (on NewsNation) trying to explain "why".

I've been waiting for one of them to say, "well, she's not a fattie anymore, so ..."

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Actual reasons why.

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Mar 22, 2024, 10:47 AM
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First, weight loss is correcting hormonal imbalances caused by obesity and metabolic disorders and thus boosting fertility. Second, certain drugs may be reducing the efficacy of birth control pills, increasing the chances of pregnancy.

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Also

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Mar 22, 2024, 10:57 AM
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more fucking cause they aint too fat to fuck anymore????

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Right. Anybody who's ever been to Walmart knows fat chicks dont have sex.***

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Mar 22, 2024, 10:59 AM
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There is a joke in here about the babies becoming whiter

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Mar 22, 2024, 12:21 PM
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when they lose weight but I don't want to be the one to make that joke.

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Re: There is a joke in here about the babies becoming whiter

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Mar 22, 2024, 12:29 PM
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That's why I didn't make the joke

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Mar 22, 2024, 12:36 PM
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Don't want that on my conscience

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Pretty sure it's cheaper to just roll them in flour and go for

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Mar 22, 2024, 1:45 PM [ in reply to Also ]
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the wet spot, than pay for an Ozempic prescription...

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Re: Actual reasons why.

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Mar 22, 2024, 12:22 PM [ in reply to Actual reasons why. ]
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Occam's razor (or Ockham's razor) is a principle from philosophy. Suppose an event has two possible explanations. The explanation that requires the fewest assumptions is usually correct. Another way of saying it is that the more assumptions you have to make, the more unlikely an explanation.

This is not the answer. To get pregnant, first, there must be sexcting. Ergo, the most simplest answer.

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My 82 year old father-in-law just got put on Ozempic for his diabetes...

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Mar 22, 2024, 12:28 PM
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Maybe I should warn him...

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