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Seeing the comment about Janet Reno reminded me of this joke...

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Seeing the comment about Janet Reno reminded me of this joke...

Jan 15, 2025, 12:32 PM

Eleanor Roosevelt walks into the Oval Office...she's very excited and says "Franklin, darling! Look! Notice anything different about me?"

FDR looks up from his papers, gives Eleanor a quick up-down with his eyes, and says, "Ah, very nice! A new dress?"

Eleanor, a little surprised, says, "No, dear. I've had this dress for ages. Tell me, what else do you notice?"

FDR, a little perplexed, says, "Umm, your nails! Fresh manicure today?"

Eleanor, starting to get annoyed, says, "No, I've had my nails done like this since the New Year. Look harder! Surely you notice something different!"

FDR, totally flummoxed, says, "Your hair, then. I apologize, I see clearly now that you've had your hair done."

"NO, gahdammit!" Eleanor says. "I'm wearing a freaking gas mask!"