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Another Christmas music thread: What are the top five worst Christmas songs?
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Tiger Titan [46023]
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Another Christmas music thread: What are the top five worst Christmas songs?
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Nov 22, 2024, 2:17 PM
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Per your rankings?
5. Little Drummer Boy
4. Mary, Did You Know?
3. Whatever that stupid ### Christmas donkey song is
2. Christmas Shoes
1. Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time
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Legend [6998]
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all of them
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Nov 22, 2024, 2:19 PM
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especially in November 
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Exactly. I don't want to hear any of it until the second week of December or so.
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Nov 22, 2024, 2:35 PM
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Christmas does not last 6 weeks.
STOP THE WAR ON THANKSGIVING!
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Up On The Housetop is positively feculent.***
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Nov 22, 2024, 2:29 PM
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TigerNet Immortal [175283]
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Dreidle song
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Nov 22, 2024, 2:30 PM
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worst ever
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Santa, will you please stop boning Rudolph
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Nov 22, 2024, 2:31 PM
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I imagine that would be a bad Christmas song. Someone should write that one.
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It's a funny playful take on Holiday shenanigans
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Nov 22, 2024, 4:15 PM
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"Santa, Will You Please Stop Boning Rudolph?"
(Verse 1)
Oh, the sleigh is ready, it's a magical night,
Santa's got his reindeer and they’re ready to take flight,
But there's a little something that just don't seem right,
Santa, what’s that noise under the starlight?
(Pre-Chorus)
You’ve got your list, you’re checking it twice,
But there's one little problem I can’t ignore tonight,
The way you’re looking at Rudolph’s glowing nose,
I think we need to talk, and I’m sure he knows!
(Chorus)
Santa, will you please stop boning Rudolph?
This ain't that kind of Christmas cheer,
He's got a red nose, not a reason to boast,
It's a holiday, let's keep it clear!
So Santa, please, stop boning Rudolph,
Let him fly and save the day,
He’s got a big job, guiding your sleigh,
But he don’t need that kind of holiday!
(Verse 2)
The elves are working, making toys all day,
The reindeer are ready to pull the sleigh,
But what’s that sound, behind the stable door?
Santa, you’ve got to stop, we can't take much more!
(Pre-Chorus)
You're jolly and sweet, you’re full of good cheer,
But Rudolph’s not here for that kind of reindeer leer,
He’s got to focus on the route tonight,
Not dealing with that, under the moonlight!
(Chorus)
Santa, will you please stop boning Rudolph?
This ain't that kind of Christmas cheer,
He's got a red nose, not a reason to boast,
It's a holiday, let's keep it clear!
So Santa, please, stop boning Rudolph,
Let him fly and save the day,
He’s got a big job, guiding your sleigh,
But he don’t need that kind of holiday!
(Bridge)
We all know you’ve been naughty this year,
But there’s a time and place, let's make that clear,
Rudolph’s a hero, don’t make him cry,
Please Santa, just let it slide!
(Chorus)
Santa, will you please stop boning Rudolph?
This ain't that kind of Christmas cheer,
He's got a red nose, not a reason to boast,
It's a holiday, let's keep it clear!
So Santa, please, stop boning Rudolph,
Let him fly and save the day,
He’s got a big job, guiding your sleigh,
But he don’t need that kind of holiday!
(Outro)
So Santa, be cool, and keep it nice,
We need Rudolph to light the skies,
No more distractions, no more strife,
Let’s have a merry Christmas life!
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TigerNet Legend [145348]
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Here's the worst piece of Christmas sheit ever.
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Nov 22, 2024, 3:15 PM
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Re: Another Christmas music thread: What are the top five worst Christmas songs?
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Nov 22, 2024, 3:22 PM
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All I want for christmassssssss issssssss…… YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Re: Another Christmas music thread: What are the top five worst Christmas songs?
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Nov 22, 2024, 3:25 PM
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Wonderful Christmastime by Paul McCartney.
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Ugh, that one would get my vote, I think. I don't much care for Run Run Rudolph
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Nov 22, 2024, 4:20 PM
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noneatalltoo.
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not even Keith's version? I wuz thinking you were aight.
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Nov 22, 2024, 4:24 PM
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there's 2000 worser Christmas tunes than that.
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All of them
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Nov 22, 2024, 4:07 PM
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Crimmas music is awful. Maybe Christmas in Prison from Prine and Merry Christmas From the Family by Bobby Earle Keen pass muster.
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Im with you
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Nov 22, 2024, 4:11 PM
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I’d add the Dropkick Murphys song to your list but only with the video
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even "I'm Shipping Up to Boston"?
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Nov 22, 2024, 4:24 PM
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Great tune.
BTW..they are playing Firefly Distillery 3/9/25. If I knew any other songs than "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" and "Rose Tattoo", I'd prob go see them. Might be fun.
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As a person with no kids (that I know about) because I firmly believe that
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Nov 22, 2024, 4:21 PM
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Christmas is for children, I've almost completed the journey to completely opt out of Christmas. Its only taken 50+ years to get here.
The fam stopped with the presents years ago, and that was it's own special kind of treat by itself. I think my wife and I have almost gotten past it enough that she might not even put up a tree and all that other stuff this year. The next step would be getting rid of all that junk, and simply pretending that none of it exists at all, even the Lexus December to remember and Toyotathon. Maybe I'm turning Muslim? I dunno.
Really, my most memorable Christmas to date was about 20 years ago when I was single, and I watched, binge drank and slept through all of the James Bond movies on a 3day marathon up to and including Christmas day. Nobody was there to bother me, and I don't think I left my house the entire time.
It was the most wonderful time of year!
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Reading this makes me sad.***
Nov 22, 2024, 7:39 PM
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Oculus Spirit [40880]
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I actually like the Christmas Shoes song
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Nov 22, 2024, 4:28 PM
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Dominic the Italian Christmas Donkey is useless.
I don't really consider the Christmas Shoes a typical Christmas song, so I can see how that is at the bottom of your greatest hits list, but it's aight in my book.
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I will never again sit through a John Lennon or Bruce Springsteen
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Nov 22, 2024, 4:34 PM
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Christmas song. You can't make me do it.
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Bob Dylan's "Must be Santa" sounds like Bob lost a bet.***
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Nov 22, 2024, 5:00 PM
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