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I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison.
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I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison.

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Aug 12, 2023, 8:48 PM
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Send Tnet coins if you know wut I'm talkin bout.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison.

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Aug 12, 2023, 8:50 PM
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David Allan Coe

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I implore you to

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Aug 12, 2023, 8:55 PM
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Please come to Boston

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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Aug 12, 2023, 8:52 PM
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I went to pick her up in the rain.

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Aug 12, 2023, 8:53 PM
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Before I could get to the station in my pickup truck,

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"If a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal."


two dollars

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Aug 12, 2023, 8:57 PM
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cash

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: two dollars

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:05 PM
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This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. This really makes me somebody. Things are going to start happening to me now!

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"If a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal."


Re: two dollars

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Aug 12, 2023, 10:04 PM
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Nathan R Johnson. Sounds like a typical #######!

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Aug 12, 2023, 8:53 PM [ in reply to Re: I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison. ]
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She got ran over by a dang old train

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Aug 12, 2023, 8:53 PM [ in reply to Re: I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison. ]
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Damned old train.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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Aug 12, 2023, 9:15 PM
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Agreed I thought I would be blocked.

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Knott if you're a stoodent of DSQ

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:18 PM
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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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Aug 12, 2023, 10:16 PM [ in reply to Re: I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison. ]
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I turned 21 in prison, mama tried mama tried

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Good ole Merle Haggard***

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Aug 13, 2023, 1:31 AM
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Aug 12, 2023, 11:34 PM [ in reply to Re: I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison. ]
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I'll hang around as long as you will let me

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Aug 12, 2023, 8:58 PM
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You don't have to call me darlin' darlin


AmIdoinitrite?

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dad says you can't come home no more

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:02 PM
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and he means it

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: dad says you can't come home no more

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:07 PM
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Dad says "she" can't come home no more.........

Anyone know why?

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Re: dad says you can't come home no more

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:08 PM
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She was a first rate whore.

HTH

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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Aug 12, 2023, 9:09 PM [ in reply to Re: dad says you can't come home no more ]
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Mom just sits and keeps her silence.

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"If a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal."


Re: I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison.

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:06 PM
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Everyone on here except the libs know what you are talking about? The only thing I like about Athens is DAC used to play GA theater twice a year. Great concerts and first class bar brawls.

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Re: I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison.

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:06 PM
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I sang that many moons ago on stage at a bar in Jackson, Mississippi. Brought the house down! Thank you to Whirls for Friday night practice!

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:11 PM
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Whirls sing along. Man I miss that!!!

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"If a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal."


Pina Colada song at TD's on Tuesday nights.

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:21 PM
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I was a freakin star.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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Aug 12, 2023, 9:07 PM
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stains on the pillow where she once laid her head

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:10 PM
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Looks like we got an underground copy of something.

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:21 PM
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Underground or Nothing sacred. Two together known as "X rated.". There is some funny stuff on there.

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:20 PM [ in reply to Re: I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison. ]
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You getting into the "x rated" collection.

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...and I went to pick her up in the rain.***

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:11 PM
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Aug 12, 2023, 9:11 PM
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Coal burning stove, no natural gas.

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:18 PM
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And if that ain't country, I'll kiss your A...

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If that ain't country, it'll hairlip the Pope

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:25 PM
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If that ain't country, it's a danm good joke.
I've seen the Grand Ole Opry and I've met Johnny Cash...

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lol, what was in the duffle bag?

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:14 PM
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Back off,

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:16 PM
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I'm bisy drinkin

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Don't bite the ____ that ____ you honey...

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:15 PM
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You need to learn to ........

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"If a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal."


You were drunk…

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:23 PM
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everyday.

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And your point?

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:26 PM
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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


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Aug 12, 2023, 9:24 PM
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If that ain't country......itt'l hair lip the pope.. and

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:25 PM
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Divers do it deeper. Jockeys do it....

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Yeah, Johny Cash helped me get out of prison

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:27 PM
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Long before Rodriguez stole that goat

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I heard the Burritos out in California could fly

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:29 PM
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Higher than the Byrds.

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That's what I'm talkin about!

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:30 PM
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+1

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Re: I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison.

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:30 PM
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I actually heard him do the most politically incorrect song of the x-rated in concert. It brought the house down and cleared a few in the house out.

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Was it at the Anderson Fairgrounds circa 1994?

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:32 PM
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Cause I was there and saw him leave the show,front stage, in a limo.

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Re: Was it at the Anderson Fairgrounds circa 1994?

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Aug 12, 2023, 9:33 PM
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I was there too, but no. It was at a biker bar close to West Ga College in 94 or 95.

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Aug 12, 2023, 10:20 PM
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I feel like I'm drunk trying to read this--and I don't drink!

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Re: I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison.

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Aug 12, 2023, 11:21 PM
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For the life of me I can’t understand why no one will play If That Ain’t Country on the radio anymore. Love that song.

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Clemson doesn't care about basketball....as evidenced by Brown-L getting 14 years.


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Aug 13, 2023, 9:31 AM
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I have heard it on WNGC.

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Aug 12, 2023, 11:27 PM
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My name is Poncho,
I work on a rancho,
I make 2 dollar a day.
I go to my Lucy,
She give me some _____,
and take my 2 dollar away.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


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Aug 12, 2023, 11:35 PM
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The older I get the more I realize what a talent he is. Don't get me wrong, there is very little about what I know of his character that is worth emulating, but the guy was loaded with raw talent.

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Aug 13, 2023, 9:32 AM
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He was definitely a talented writer.

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Aug 13, 2023, 7:47 AM
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I’m sure you all know DAC credits Steve Goodman in spoken dialogue as the songwriter. Steve Goodman meets Arlo Guthrie while performing at a bar and asked Guthrie to listen to one of his songs. Guthrie agreed on the condition Goodman buy him a beer and he would listen for only as long as it took him to finish the beer.

Guthrie was so impressed with the song he asked Goodman if he could record it. …..Which was Goodman’s objective all along

That song becomes a minor hit for Guthrie and later a #1 hit for Willie Nelson. It was called “City If New Orleans “.

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Aug 13, 2023, 7:53 AM
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John Prine helped Steve Goodman write it but didn't take writers credit. After DAC released it Steve drove up to John's house with a fully restored 1958 Wurlitzer Jukebox to pay John's share of the publishing credit!

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Aug 13, 2023, 8:00 AM
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I think I heard that. JP also wrote “Angel From Montgomery”. How he got the perspective of a lonely woman who sits at home all day I’ll never know.

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Because Prine was one of the greatest songwriters of all time!

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Aug 13, 2023, 8:45 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8tTwXv4glY

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Aug 13, 2023, 9:34 AM [ in reply to Re: I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison. ]
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There was a Fact Goodman Buffet connection. Part of what kicked of the DAC Buffet feud.

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Aug 13, 2023, 8:07 AM
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Are you David Allen Coe?

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He ain’t read the signs that say I’ve been to prison***

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Re: He ain’t read the signs that say I’ve been to prison***

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Aug 13, 2023, 9:35 AM
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But....someone ought to warn him before I knock him off his chair.

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Trigger warning!

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Aug 13, 2023, 9:23 AM
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Aug 13, 2023, 9:55 PM
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Coin whhore! You need tobearn them, this isn't Food Stamp Coin day

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Aug 14, 2023, 8:09 AM
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Well, I'm up and gone at the break dawn
I've been workin' like a regular dog
To keep my woman and the lights and the water
And the phone turned on

I’ve been sayin', "Yes sir" all day at work
I've been sayin', "Yes ma'am" at home
I've been storin' up the #### you’s
Keepin' 'em under my tongue

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