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So my goober is making a buzzing. Not a joke and I have smoked in an hr
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So my goober is making a buzzing. Not a joke and I have smoked in an hr

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Apr 20, 2025, 9:09 PM
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So a couple weeks ago I was sitting in a chair and I thought my phone was in vibrate but when I looked down to get it I noticed nit wasn't there. My goodlber is actually buzzing. I'm not slangin goober round town and only go after the high class pay 4 play ###.

My goober is still buzzing or vibrating. It will happen when it's not full of juice and when it is. The other day i was taking a shower and nit started doing it for a more prolonged period of time and with increasing intervals.
I'm not really old and I am monogamous, especially if I'm at home.
But dead srius has anyone had any thing like this happen.
I am a frikin dog so in the morning when the gate opens I run and I don't quit til I'm put back up and fed and then I get good sleep.
But my dammmm goober is buzzing. It's like bzzzzzzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzzzzzz. And will go on for a couple minutes. It will be infrequent sometimes abdnothers it just feels like it's gonna buzz off my coin purse.
Sonits not the whole goober. It's about 4" from the body and about an inch or so from the, I guess, tip? (That's with not excitement going on)
When it's looking for the sun it's still in the same area. About an inch from the .tip. hate to say that crap but this is real. So excited goob it's prob 8-9" from base and maybe just over an inch from end of it.
The buzzing or vibrating (literally only way tk explain it) will be intense sometimes and not so intense others but still very noticeable.
I can't feel it buzzing thru just touch but def buzzing because that sensitive.
The only issue I have (besides that) is volitigo and the bottom half of my wang is very white while the top half looks darker than it should because of the vitiligo. I have searched or googled it because I don't want an algorithm trying to push goober meds to my ip but I'm a little concerned.
When I say top half is white bc of vilitigo I mean if it was like a hot dog laying on a table the bottom of the circumference is very white (almost mo pigment) and top half of circumference is dark.
Idk if that could have something to do with it.

If any of u guys have gone thru this then just let me know. If ur embarrassed then tmail me cause i gotta figure this chit out. I'm tired of my schlong buzzing

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Just enjoy it***

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Apr 20, 2025, 9:52 PM
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I'm really not joking. This is real chit.

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Apr 20, 2025, 11:04 PM
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Maybe it's a mental stress thing. I dont fkn know.

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Sounds like.....

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Apr 20, 2025, 10:14 PM
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Cicada Syndrome of da goober. Not even pennyceiling will cure. Insane Clown Posse has a cure. One buzz fer anutter. Even swapsees. HTH.

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Re: Sounds like.....

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Apr 20, 2025, 11:06 PM
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Enjoyed the reply but I'm being 100 honest.

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Re: Sounds like.....

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Apr 20, 2025, 11:14 PM
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You should probably go see a doctor

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Ty for taking this serius. Just men talking. I have nothing to hide.

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Apr 20, 2025, 11:20 PM
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I wouldn't normally discuss my segmental vilitigo nut that's all that's different down there.

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If true

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Apr 21, 2025, 9:50 AM [ in reply to Sounds like..... ]
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Can't you just hold out until it goes away? Then it wouldn't be back for 17 years

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If that's the case. Like I said it's google so like 100 options to choose

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Apr 22, 2025, 12:46 AM
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I will hold out and see if my deek quits getting cell service

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So I just dammm googled it since it's being taken as a joke thread.

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Apr 20, 2025, 11:18 PM
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The Google ai says it can be from swollen prostate gland, muscle spasms, psychological (which I am tortuously stressed), nerve damage, etc...

Looks like alot of men experience this afternoon raucous stuff in the love depo. It's supposed to be up to 12 weeks to have the nerve heal. I don't know when it damaged but it's been messing with my mental.

Keeping me from my jobbers

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I thought "goober" was some insertable, bluetooth sex toy.

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Apr 21, 2025, 9:30 AM
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And was just gonna let you sit back and cook, King. Didn't know this was an actual problem.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: I thought "goober" was some insertable, bluetooth sex toy.

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Apr 22, 2025, 12:48 AM
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For real, I know it sounds made up but I trust alotnof you guys and feel comfortable asking. I know we fk around but some of yall have been real good to me. Especially when my Lil brother passed past year.

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Sounts like you broakt it

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Apr 21, 2025, 5:41 AM
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Musta grabed it the rong way sumtime.

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Re: Sounts like you broakt it


Apr 22, 2025, 12:49 AM
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Honestly, that could be the case. Hurrying thru a shower or something

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go to doc today. sounds like nerves butt im no doc.***

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Apr 21, 2025, 9:37 AM
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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


You're good until the buzzing becomes audible.

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Apr 21, 2025, 9:54 AM
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Then you have to get a Pudectomy.

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Re: You're good until the buzzing becomes audible.

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Apr 22, 2025, 12:50 AM
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Lol! Yeah I'm deaf so I don't wanna have my wife answer it.

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gotta be honest, heard it called many things, but never a goober

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Apr 21, 2025, 9:58 AM
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what dialect is that derived from?


"Goober" means peanut in Gullah language.
Not a flattering term for your junk there, partner.

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In mo way was I trying to flatter my junk.

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Apr 22, 2025, 12:59 AM
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I guess if I wanted to make light of my situation I'd have said jog leg, baby holding an apple, schlonggg, black and decker decker wrecker, meat sickle, third leg, dong, one eyed Willie, sea serpent/snake (alot of variations on that), leg splitter, back buster, anchor, Woodrow, Johnson, Jimmy, lead pipe, master blaster, poontang boomarang, throat cleaner, bottom thumper, mound pounder, etc... tired so that's all I got cause I'm bout n bed but have more saying for huge goober than I do for my ballz.

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