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Wife is mad. I'm in the dog house. At least there's bourbon and basketball
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Mar 29, 2024, 9:42 PM
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in the dog house.
Wife has never, in 20+ years of marriage, EVER been able to determine what she wants to eat for supper. It's a daily task, harder than cooking ####, to find out WHAT SHE WANTS TO EAT.
Anyway, we were heading home from church. Asked wife, as usual what she wants to pick up, she doesn't care. I suggest McDonalds. She then says she doesn't want McDonalds, this right after she said she "didn't care". Then Wendy's. Nope, not working.
So oldest son asked "Ok Google, what does mom want for supper". I made the comment that this would cause the Google servers to melt down, overload, and shut down Google worldwide. It takes a quantum computer, and even then that may also overload. All sons started dying laughing.
Anyway, dog house.
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Re: Wife is mad. I'm in the dog house. At least there's bourbon and basketball
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Mar 29, 2024, 9:51 PM
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Re: Wife is mad. I'm in the dog house. At least there's bourbon and basketball
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Mar 29, 2024, 9:52 PM
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Re: Wife is mad. I'm in the dog house. At least there's bourbon and basketball
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Mar 29, 2024, 10:06 PM
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Queen doesn't generally have a hard time picking something out for supper if we are at home, but if we go to a restaurant I'm usually on my second glass of wine by the time she picks something. It takes me about 30 seconds. And then, when the food comes out, she's always jealous of mine.
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Re: Wife is mad. I'm in the dog house. At least there's bourbon and basketball
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Mar 29, 2024, 10:14 PM
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Take her to Applebees and you’ll have another mouth to feed in nine months. You’re welcome.
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And you dont really need the basketball.***
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Mar 29, 2024, 10:32 PM
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Lol. The same scenario happened headed to church.
Mar 30, 2024, 8:41 AM
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Wife said we should leave by 6:15. At 6:15 me and oldest son were in the car. Had it pulled out in the driveway running, ready to leave. Middle son comes out at 6:20. Wife and youngest son come out at almost 6:30. Then wife proceeds to get mad at oldest son and I for not helping youngest son get ready so it was our fault we were late.
As for the meal thing.... I've picked after she said ASKED ME TO PICK, and when she didn't like IT, I left her at home and the boys and I went to the place I picked. Another dog house moment.
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The almighty ChatGPT says
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Mar 30, 2024, 12:07 AM
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What does mom want for dinner?
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It's best to ask your mom directly what she wants for dinner to ensure you make something she enjoys.
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I need you to tell me. Mom is mute and deaf
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In that case, it might be helpful to consider some of your mom's favorite meals or ingredients. Does she have any dietary restrictions or preferences? If you're unsure, you could try preparing a balanced meal with a variety of options, such as grilled chicken, roasted vegetables, and a side salad.
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I dare you to explain where the bowls go in the dishwasher.***
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Mar 30, 2024, 8:23 AM
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