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I told my wife she should embrace her mistake. She gave me a hug. :0)
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5 ants rented an apartment, they invited 5 friends to move in
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Now they are tenants
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Mar 25, 2025, 8:04 AM
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Why do melons have weddings? They cantelope.
Where did the pumpkins have their meeting? In the gourdroom.
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What's the least spoken language? Sign language
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Went to the doctor with a suspicious looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.
Son: Dad, can you please explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
Dad: No sun.
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.
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What do West Virginians and Coots
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Do for Halloween 🎃 👻? They: Pump kin.
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A mother complained to her consultant about her daughter's strange eating habits.
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–"Eventually," said the consultant, "she will rise and shine."
A sign on a cosmetic surgery clinics says:
"If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons."
Question: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
Answer: Only if you aim it well enough.
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter – he's got to just know.
- Will Rogers
Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself
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Mar 25, 2025, 8:53 AM
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What did 1 casket say to the other? Is that you coffin
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lol +1***
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If the King sleeps on a king mattress and the Queen sleeps on a queen mattress, where does the Prince sleep?
On an heir mattress.
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Humpty dumpty had a great fall...
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Mar 25, 2025, 9:27 AM
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Summer wasn't too bad either...
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
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How did ancient Greeks get memorialized?
They had to urn it!
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