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UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 15, 2024, 6:29 AM
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A chance to hunt Wahoos we’ll seize!
The trick isn’t brute force or pleas.
No need to work harder,
Just be a bit smarter -
We’ll bait them with wine and fine cheese.
THEN, the brute force stuff. Sorry, Tony.
TIGERS 49 HOOS 17
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2024, 6:35 AM
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A Cavalier said to me once,
“Ho, HO - what a jolly fine dunce
We have here before us!
Come, boy, sing a chorus
Of Verdi whilst we have our lunch.”
For context, I was a 3rd grader selling Boy Scout popcorn in front of a Piggly Wiggly at the time.
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Campus Hero [13947]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 19, 2024, 11:10 AM
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I’m not sure this is a limerick……but who cares?
UVA. cheese tray, sis boom bah
Go to sleep, white meat, rah rah rah
Cav wine, Tiger’s shine, what’s the score?
Rip’em up, tear’em up, Tigers Roar
C-L-E-M-S-O-N
Tony’s one of us, but Tigers WIN!!!
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2024, 7:25 AM
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This weekend, our Tigers will beat
The Cavs in the type of defeat
That shames their whole season.
For that very reason,
Coach Tony’s back on the hot seat…
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Oct 15, 2024, 7:29 AM
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Contrary to your belief,
You're not Ivy League
Much to their relief
Cavalier? Wahoo?
Just what the h*ll are you?
Come Saturday we'll show you who's boss,
Because much to your chagrin,
This ain't lacrosse.
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 15, 2024, 7:38 AM
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Their Cavalier/Musketeer/Wahoo
Looks like a mustachioed yahoo -
A trans Don Quixote
Who smokes the peyote.
”He’s” def’nitely hiding “his” hahoo…
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Bourbon in one hand... moonshine in the other....***
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Oct 16, 2024, 8:41 AM
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Re: Bourbon in one hand... moonshine in the other....***
Oct 19, 2024, 10:46 AM
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More like a petite Chablis
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CU Medallion [18890]
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 15, 2024, 4:35 PM
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Each stadium has a theme setter -
A notable attention getter.
To choose such a tool,
A pergola’s cool,
But oculus power is better.
You’ll see.
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Oct 15, 2024, 11:53 PM
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The question in the air my friends
Is about coaches and friends
UVA players still suck
The score will run amuck
How will Dabo & Tony mend?
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 16, 2024, 7:56 AM
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Original ACC buddies
Will take a quick break from their studies
To clash on the field.
Cav’s defense will yield
A generous number of tuddies…
*DISCLAIMER: This limerick is not an endorsement of the use of the word “tuddy” in civil discourse.*
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 17, 2024, 1:23 PM
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The coaches have warm, fuzzy feelings
From all of their hist’ry and dealings,
But out on the field,
These Tigers ain’t heeled -
They’ll gut you despite your appealings…
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Re: UVA WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 19, 2024, 7:57 AM
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It’s game day, you prim little sallies -
The Upstate’s deep hollers and allies
Will all empty out
And you’ll feel ‘em shout
More rowdy than other Death Vallies…
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Oct 19, 2024, 10:42 AM
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We gotta discuss FSU.
The great, flaming spear that once flew
Triumphantly down
On Seminole ground
Is on sale for buy-one-get-two.
Right next to the Sakerlina gear in the clearance section.
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