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All time jokes
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Mar 11, 2025, 7:27 AM
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Why did the woman sit on the clock? She wanted to work overtime.
What did the thief get for stealing a calendar? Twelve months.
What do you call a grandfather clock? An old timer.
What is a frog's favorite year? Leap year.
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Mar 11, 2025, 7:30 AM
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"RIP boiling water. You will be mist." :0)
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Mar 11, 2025, 7:35 AM
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Amen!😄
GO TIGERS!!!
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Mar 11, 2025, 7:57 AM
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This guy Greg is always talking about scarecrows.
Greg: “Hey man”.
Redneck word of the day - INHALE
Why INHALE did I get up so early today?
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lol***
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Mar 11, 2025, 8:05 AM
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A photon checks into a hotel. Bellhop asks do you have any bags?
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Mar 11, 2025, 8:09 AM
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No I’m traveling light
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Mar 11, 2025, 8:19 AM
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The secret to success is sincerity, once you can fake that you've got it made.
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A mother complained to her consultant about her daughter's strange eating habits.
–"All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
–"Eventually," said the consultant, "she will rise and shine."
A sign on a cosmetic surgery clinics says:
"If life gives you lemons, a simple operation can give you melons."
Question: Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?
Answer: Only if you aim it well enough.
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter – he's got to just know.
- Will Rogers
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Mar 11, 2025, 9:04 AM
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What’s the most detailed oriented ocean ?
The Pacific!
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My friends always laugh at me cause I can't control my runny nose!
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Mar 11, 2025, 10:00 AM
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'Snot funny'!!
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Mar 11, 2025, 1:26 PM
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I don't trust stairs, they are always up to something.
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Mar 11, 2025, 2:16 PM
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A friend of mine asked me what kind of Dr, Dr Pepper was. I said, Fizzician.
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