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Paw Master [17300]
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tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 6:48 AM
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Ohioans ev’rywhere rave,
“It’s finally time people gave
Our team more respect!”
They’ll try to protect,
But Fields will dig out his own grave.
...and then we’ll carve up a tombstone for it back home.
Tigers 38 Nuts 20
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 6:55 AM
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There once was a man who’d display
A penchant for whining all day.
I’m civil and tame -
Won’t mention his name.
It rhymes, though, with “Roach Bryan Gray”...
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 7:16 AM
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You weren’t gonna play, then you did.
Your conf’rence said, “Stay three weeks hid,”
Then suddenly changed.
Are y’all just deranged,
Or lying to get this bowl bid?
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Tiger Titan [49814]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 7:20 AM
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Them bucks be ly’ in
About the refs
With coach Ryan
Those Buckeyes are full of cheer
Not knowing their demise is near
Once all zeroes on the clock have been struck
A victorious Tiger will say
Those bucks had a Ryan Day
Towards the Natty we steer,
those bucks Run away like little deer
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Game Changer [1693]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 7:25 AM
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There was a coach name Ryan,
Who always is just a cryan,
Whoop dat a$$,
In da grass,
Now he feels like dyan
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CU Medallion [18469]
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The committee had to throw the nutbuks a bone
Dec 28, 2020, 7:42 AM
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But they really should have stayed their #### home.
They don't have a chance,
and will probably shat their pants,
when the Tigers spank them and in the playoff move on.
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Clemson Icon [25083]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 8:11 AM
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I’ve never done limericks before, but thought I would try one this time - especially for the butteyes. But I need some help.... I’m drawing a blank on how to finish my last line....
Ohio State sucks
and that rhymes with bucks
but when they come to Myrtle
their girls are all fertile
that’s why we call ‘em nut ?????
tia in advance
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Clemson Conqueror [11359]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 8:21 AM
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In a few days it's Tigers and Buckeyes,
And no matter how hard Coach Day tries.
Clemson will win,
Dabo victorious again.
And Chubby Cheeks will shed tears from his eyes.
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National Champion [7194]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 8:30 AM
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They hail from the Big 10.
There coming to N.O. to win.
But oh what a shame
Whom will they blame
when we beat the Buck-nut's again.
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tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 10:25 AM
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The wee hours after January first
“Nuts”, all toasted by The Tiger Burst,
Will sit in dismay,
In total disarray,
Dreading their homeward jaunt, in a hearse!!!
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Trainer [35]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 11:52 AM
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A fanboy from South Cack-a-lacky
Boasted here with his gaggle of lackeys
Then Ryan Day blew his load
For the seeds that had sowed
And shrunk all of their little ball sackeys
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 5:39 PM
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Ryan, the “load-blower,” Day
Will eat too much shrimp étouffée,
Then strain hard and pout
While WE blow him out.
I sure hope his heart is ok...
...unlike his predecessor...
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Oculus Spirit [41626]
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Roses are Red and
Dec 28, 2020, 5:47 PM
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ohio st sucks
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CU Medallion [18469]
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A man of few words............
Dec 28, 2020, 7:59 PM
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Heisman Winner [78345]
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He just left the "meri" out, that was just a LICK!
Dec 30, 2020, 2:16 PM
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 5:47 PM
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“Brent Venables likes to steal signs,”
The Daywad incessantly whines.
Well, work on it, then!
Do all you Nutmen
So clearly have pale, flaccid spines??
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 5:59 PM
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The buckeye fan went for a swim
He hung his clothes on a limb
The water was cold, the chill took its toll
So back to his clothes he did run
His Jersey was gone , he had to go home wearing only a nut necklace for warmth.
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 7:57 PM
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Midwestern, pale Jabba the Hutts
Drape jerseys all over their guts,
But that’s not all! Then,
Those estrogen-men
Wear necklaces made out of nuts.
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CU Medallion [18469]
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There once was a buck from nut-tucket
Dec 28, 2020, 8:15 PM
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who couldn't carry a win in a bucket.
His hopes they were high,
but it was really a lie,
And all hope, the Tigers did truck it.
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 8:38 PM
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Dabo’s comments were cocky & callous
But he’s lucky that he’s not in Dallas
Even worse, Ryan Day
Will soon have his way
When he uses a dynamite stick as a phallus
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 9:30 PM
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The phallic obsession is strong,
But even more weird and more wrong
Is thinking that Day
Is somehow OK
With strapping a bomb to his dong.
Everybody knows it would prematurely explode...
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Ultimate Tiger [38842]
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Limerick
Dec 28, 2020, 10:11 PM
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There once was a guy from Ohio
Everyone hated him
The end
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 10:23 PM
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All this talk about the bucks
I still don’t give two f*cks
In 2008 a legend was hired
Osu gets beat so bad like Al Golden, Day will be fired
Playoff game 1 will be a bypass
Then it’s on to whippin bama’s a**
LETS GO!
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TigerNet Legend [145136]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2020, 10:32 PM
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There once was a coach from Columbus
Who feared his opponent would "thump us"
Instead of following his muses
He just thought of excuses
His team could not win with that fungus.
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Paw Warrior [4766]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 29, 2020, 7:09 AM
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There once was a team who won only six
Some even said the CFP was a fix
But with Tigers on the prowl
the bucknuts did soon howl
and prove which state are the hicks.
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 29, 2020, 5:44 PM
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Go grab a few handfuls of nuts,
Add on some more weight to your butts,
And eat tuna hotdish -
You’ll be both the hotwish
Of Midwestern girls AND a putz.
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 30, 2020, 11:48 AM
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While media hit pieces fly
And drama and clickbait rolls by,
The Tigers just focus
At one single locus:
Again making Ryan Day cry.
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 30, 2020, 12:34 PM
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there once was an inbred Clemsoner
whose goal in life was to change to transgenderer
he cut off his stick ,replaced it with a slit
Now shes got nuts in her ####
Buckeyes 34 Clems 19
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 30, 2020, 1:15 PM
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The trolling is always so sexual -
Is that because something infectual
Has been passed around
Columbiatown?
Are gen!tals really contextual?
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 30, 2020, 1:25 PM
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The Coots aren’t real busy right now,
So some try to just self-endow
By trolling this bored.
Have mercy, Deer Lowered -
Perhaps you’ll redeem them somehow?
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 30, 2020, 1:33 PM
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There once was a team from Ohio
who got in the playoffs from a By-O
Their coaches paid for tattoos
Punched opposing players and gave them a bruise
But could never win anything with a coach called Day.
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Heisman Winner [78345]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 30, 2020, 2:21 PM
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A lot of Ohio State Whiners,
Have moved down to South Carolina,
But, they still call the north Home,
They can't leave it alone,
We call them a form of Vag-ina.
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 31, 2020, 5:31 AM
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For which should we make our excuses -
The DC whose gaudy abuses
Include stolen signs
Or Dabo, who finds
New ways to boil Nuts in their juices?
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 31, 2020, 6:26 PM
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‘Bout 24 hours from now,
We’re gonna discover just how
Rosacea’d Coach Day
Will look when dismay
Sets in as his defense we plow.
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 1, 2021, 6:44 AM
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It’s game day in Ol’ Lou’siana!
The Buckeyes will lose in a manna
Akin to last yeeah,
So I need to cleeah
The ‘lehmth for us in my planna.
“lehmth” (a.) = eleventh place in a series, ex: “The CFP National Championship is on January 11th at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami, FL.”
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Mascot [19]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 1, 2021, 8:40 AM
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There once was a Hayes in Jacksonville
‘twas fiery Woody that would not be quelled
a timely oskie by Charlie
proved Woodrow’s down-folly
“joy which death alone can still”
Dear Old Clemson- 34
Carmen Ohio- 17
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Paw Master [17300]
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Re: tOSU WEEK LIMERICKS
Jan 1, 2021, 7:18 PM
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The grinding’s about to begin.
We’re gonna steamroll you, and then
Our Tigers will whammy
The Tide in Miami
And take home the trophy again.
GO TIGERS
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