Re: Tmells for you peeps?

chick_with_tiger_tat · 2013-07-01T17:27:54.492Z

lemme know.. maybe it will brighten y'alls day..

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Jul 1, 2013, 2:18 PM

Again, the bony knees are a deduction. Breasts are slightly too large, a minor deduction. Eyebrows are pained and too thin, another deduction. Aerola's are too big, and brown, although nipple placement is perfectly centered. The shaving job down under is a minus. A heart is fine, but this looks to be an upside down heart, or possible the dreaded diamond meaning she's high-maintenance and can't even fix a sammich.. Breasts are also disproportionately large for the rest of her, leading me to think surgery was done. Another big minus. She is right handed, which is a plus. She's not an outie, which is an improvement. She is also holding up her hair with chopsticks, which makes me question what she will do with the ones she's using to eat with when she's finished. The thumb sucking is a wash. It shows definite talent, but also a lack of good hygene while eating. The over-sized furniture leads me to think that was placed to make her look shorter than she actually is. The eye makeup is too dark and there is a slight ridge on her nose. She is obviously not Muslim because she is sucking her left thumb while eating. The open pose also means she is the type of girl you could date and have a lot of fun with, but definitely could not take home to meet mama. The earth tones in the furniture and surroundings, coupled with the slightly protruding and high cheek bones, and deep tanned skin leads me to think she may be of Hispanic heritage. The top she is wearing appears to be pointless since it does not fit at all and covers nothing. I'm pretty sure it is covering some bony shoulders and clavicles. The natural lighting, earth tones, and greenery suggests she probably likes the outdoors and is not afraid to poop in the woods. Again, that position is fortified by her lack of proper hygiene while eating. A Mormon or Quaker would probably not like her as much because of the apparent lack of birthing hips and skinny thighs. The hair also appears to be highlighted, although that may be naturally done from being outside in the sun a lot. The ####### themselves are also too large, although they are proportional to the mammoth breasts.

All that being said....I would still give her only a mildly disappointing 2 minutes+.

In other words, your last one was better.