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Thursday morning coffee...and 'Dad Jokes'....
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Mar 13, 2025, 7:04 AM
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I've reached the wonder years!
I wonder where my car is parked!
Wonder where I left my phone?
Wonder what day it is...'cept today...so far?
Don't you hate when cashiers check to see if your money is real? If you could counterfeit money, would you be at Dollar Tree?
In my mind I'm still 24...but my back is 55.
My knee is 67...and the rest of me is 70...next month!
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Mar 13, 2025, 7:09 AM
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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't read what else is on it!
Where do pirates get their hooks? From second hand stores! :0)
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Mar 13, 2025, 7:19 AM
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Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is.
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Re: Speaking of wonder
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Mar 13, 2025, 7:39 AM
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Linda Carter!!!!!!
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Mar 13, 2025, 8:28 AM
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Dad, can you put my shoes on?
No, I don’t think they will fit me!
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lol***
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Mar 13, 2025, 8:30 AM
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Mar 13, 2025, 8:32 AM
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The cashier at the grocery store asked if I wanted the milk in a bag.
I replied, "no, just leave it in the carton."
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Mar 13, 2025, 8:36 AM
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Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
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Mar 13, 2025, 9:49 AM
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funny!
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Mar 13, 2025, 9:58 AM
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What type of vehicle does a zombie drive?
A monster truck.
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