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All-TigerNet [13888]
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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 1, 2016, 10:31 AM
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Admit it....you got a little tight knot in your gut the instant you saw the subject line. You may have even gotten a little tingle somewhere in your netherparts. That's normal. That's flippin fantastic! Because you know. Because you can taste it. You can almost smell the metallic aroma of blood in the air. Oh yes....the process has begun.
Thanks to a discreet supplier in Thailand, I have a war eagle in my possession. It's currently in the garage with a little felt hood over its head. It's a little bigger than I expected. But the hood is keeping it in the dark. It really doesnt know the fate that will befall it this weekend. Nor do those Auburn War Tiger Eagles.
Gus's mock turtle neck will be of no defense to his jugular. We will slice into them like a hawk-billed knife through an Adam's apple. DW4 will use his legs and arms to dismantle a confused Steele Defense. By the midway point of the second quarter, Auburn will be all but done.
As for this little bird. I love to pull the beak off. The bird looks cartoonish without it. Wide eyed and shreaking, blood drips and splatters on the floor of the garage. But that bill becomes an instrument of pain later. Snapping the wings with wire cutters takes all the fight right out of them. I'll let Junior pull the feathers out one by one. We'll make jewelry from its talons. I will bathe in the warm dark blood of the Auburn War Tiger Eagle and cover my body with its feathers. Moonlight will illuminate my sacrifice. Late Saturday night, I'll stand in the misty moonlight, aglow with streaks of flesh, feather, and blood covering my naked body as I hold in my hands the broken body of this bird.
This one is it. The SEC crowd will look as if it wants to puke. They will be absolutely stunned and horrified. Strap it up. Eat a wad of raw hamburger, drink warm beer fast until it froths from your lips and runs down your shirt. We will not be denied. We will not be slowed. We will scorch the plains of Auburn.
BUCKLE UP!!
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CU Guru [1643]
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Yesss
Sep 1, 2016, 10:33 AM
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No mercy!
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CU Guru [1374]
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I've been waiting for this....
Sep 1, 2016, 10:37 AM
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Buzz, you never disappoint +1
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All-In [44233]
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I like the attempt at humor but this is too dark.
Sep 1, 2016, 10:37 AM
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Animal cruelty isn't cool.
Also, for your readers...you should put a disclaimer in there that you are joking about raw meat. That will make people sick.
Go all Tigers, eat sensibly and be kind to animals!
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Lot o points [156568]
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Not to mention, it's a national symbol.
Sep 1, 2016, 10:41 AM
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You're not really torturing a college mascot, you're torturing America.
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Oculus Spirit [79012]
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Re: Not to mention, it's a national symbol.
Sep 1, 2016, 10:55 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Bow Ties
Sep 1, 2016, 10:44 AM
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Seer Sucker, and the woo-hoo. Please stay home this season. You can manscape the day away. Enjoy a locally sourced, vegan, gluten free, organic bowl of berries picked by left handed transgender orphans.
Thank you.
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Abuse of animals and encouraging our fans to get sick
Sep 1, 2016, 10:49 AM
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Thomas G Clemson is turning over in his grave right now. You should be ashamed of yourself young man.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I stopped reading at "little tight knot."
Sep 1, 2016, 10:41 AM
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Yes.
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110%er [5287]
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*gets up out of seat...runs through wall*
Sep 1, 2016, 10:42 AM
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Go Tigers!!!
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All-American [591]
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Buzz, have you contacted Vandy with your expertise?
Sep 1, 2016, 10:48 AM
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Nm
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I don't think they will need his help.***
Sep 1, 2016, 10:53 AM
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All-In [28719]
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nice buzz
Sep 1, 2016, 10:54 AM
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i'm ready. send pics of destruction.
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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I see that
Sep 1, 2016, 11:13 AM
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some butt hurt drag queen voted me down. Nice Your hate makes me aroused
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CU Medallion [66717]
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Now we know the season is truly upon us. Spot the ball!
Sep 1, 2016, 11:16 AM
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nm
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110%er [5887]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 1, 2016, 11:17 AM
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FHRITP!!!!!!!!!
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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um.....
Sep 1, 2016, 11:17 AM
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what?
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All-In [44233]
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he SAID
Sep 1, 2016, 11:19 AM
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Bow Ties, Seer Sucker, and the woo-hoo. Please stay home this season. You can manscape the day away. Enjoy a locally sourced, vegan, gluten free, organic bowl of berries picked by left handed transgender orphans.
Shoe is on other foot now. Animal abuser!
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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I'm not sure what your relationship
Sep 1, 2016, 11:23 AM
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is with animals. Perhaps you're the Don Juan of the goat world.
DIAF
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 1, 2016, 11:44 AM
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Are you, by any chance, a notable trustee at the University of South Carolina? Seems like a USCjr. trustee thing to do...
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 1, 2016, 6:26 PM
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Buzz -
Unfortunately, all this pantywaste, hillary rodham clinton-loving, whining from PETA gold level members comes with winning. It's an unfortunate side effect of greatness. Everyone wants to jump onboard. You keep doing what you do.
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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Thanks!
Sep 2, 2016, 7:59 AM
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Hate keeps me warm
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In Midseason form already!!!!***
Sep 2, 2016, 11:41 AM
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