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Tuesday 'Jokes by dads' chuckles...hopefully!
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Apr 8, 2025, 8:05 AM
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You know why birds sing in the morning?
They don't have to go to work! 
A brunette went to the doctor, complaining that she hurt everywhere she touched her body.
"That's not possible," said her doctor. "Show me what you mean."
The gal touched her arm with her finger and screamed in pain. She touched her elbow...her knee, both times screaming in agony.
"You're not a brunette, are you?", asked her doctor.
"No, I dyed my hair...I'm naturally blonde," she replied.
"I thought so," answered her doctor. "Your finger is broken!" 
Make it a Tigers Tuesday!
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Apr 8, 2025, 8:07 AM
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A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, him in the upper bunk and her in the lower.
At 1:00 a.m., the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own @!%$&*! blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Apr 8, 2025, 8:09 AM
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The rotation of the earth really makes my day! :0)
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lol***
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Apr 8, 2025, 8:20 AM
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The comments about the surplus sale made me remember this one
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Apr 8, 2025, 8:21 AM
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They are having a big sale at the Lego store.
People are lined up for blocks.
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Re: The comments about the surplus sale made me remember this one
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Apr 8, 2025, 8:31 AM
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Now THAT’S a dad joke!
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How did the barber win the race ..
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Apr 8, 2025, 8:36 AM
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He knew a shortcut....
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Apr 8, 2025, 9:01 AM
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I joined the gym and asked the trainer, "I want to impress beautiful women, what machine should I use?".
He replied "Try the ATM outside".
The old man asked his wife at bedtime - "Honey, did you brush your teeth?". She replied "Yes, and while I was at it, I brushed yours too".
Woman: What are you doing today?
Man: Nothing
Woman: You did that yesterday.
Man: I know, I wasn't finished.
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