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TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2022, 8:23 PM
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The carols have rung in our ears,
And as twenty twenty-three nears,
We thank our Good Lord
With one great accord
That, praise God, we ain’t Volunteers.
That dull orange is about to get even duller, Vols…
38-20 TIGERS
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The tick-toters from Nashville leave town
Dec 27, 2022, 8:32 PM
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Confident of an orange bowl crown.
But the Tigers kick tail,
And the doggies will wail,
And all those vols roll home with a frown.
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2022, 8:34 PM
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On a top that was rocky in the middle of nowhere
Lived a bear cat a fancy with nary a care
Until came a man in orange all full of ‘shine
Fell in love with the varmint and declared “she’ll be mine”
And wrote a song about his love; apparently on a dare
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Paw Master [17550]
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2022, 9:15 PM
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Most hound dogs are great at retrieving,
But looks like their corps of receiving
Is gonna look mangey
And not near as rangey,
So Knoxville’s already bereaving.
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 27, 2022, 9:58 PM
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We play the mutts of Knoxville
Who boast their team is the real deal
The Tigers display their clout
Make Dogs’ eat poo during the rout
And silence the SEC shills
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2022, 9:06 AM
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When Klubnik goes yard on these boys,
They’re gonna wish, rather than toys,
That Santa had brought ‘em
A coach who had taught ‘em
The art of good D and its joys.
Oh well - maybe next decade, Vols.
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 28, 2022, 10:48 AM
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The caliber of our returners
Exceeds that of all the bridge burners
Who portal around -
The best ‘cruits in town
Are already playing-time earners…
Looks like formidable defenders are gonna be even nastier next season…
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 29, 2022, 2:26 PM
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Josh Heupel thinks UT has made it.
The last few decades have delayed it,
But now he’s quite sure
Success will endure.
I’d show you the proof, but Josh ate it.
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Game Day Hero [4309]
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 29, 2022, 2:39 PM
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There's a game to be played in Miami tomorrow
Between the Clemson Tigers and Tennessee's sorrow
The orange bowl's at stake
And the Tigers will be great
But for the other, it'll be hard to swallow.
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 29, 2022, 4:37 PM
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Though Knoxville’s on top of a mountain,
They’re not really good at surmountin’
Legit competition.
This weekend’s edition?
Another big loss, but who’s countin??
Peyton isn’t here to save you, Vols…
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 29, 2022, 4:51 PM
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There once was a game in the Orange Bowl
Where Clemson and Tennessee took their toll
The Clemson Tigers fought hard
And in the end, their victory card
Was dealt, leaving the Volunteers on parole
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Orange Blooded [2867]
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 29, 2022, 4:53 PM
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The Tigers from Clemson did reign
While the Vols from Tennessee were in pain
The game was quite tense
But in the end, it was the Tigers immense
Who emerged victorious, much to the Vols' disdain
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Orange Blooded [2867]
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 29, 2022, 7:35 PM
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There once was a team from Tennessee
Who faced off against Clemson, you see
But alas, they were bested
Their hopes and dreams crested
As Clemson proved to be the victor, easily
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 30, 2022, 5:01 PM
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It’s just a few hours away.
This year’s last occasion to play
The game we all love’s
A gift from above -
Let’s blow out some hound dogs today.
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Re: TENNESSEE WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 30, 2022, 5:06 PM
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The SEC record in bowls
Is not hitting Greg Sankey’s goals.
Too bad Tennessee
Additionally
Will fall in the postseason polls…
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