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Overcoming GM Engineering.
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Overcoming GM Engineering.

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Nov 20, 2024, 1:44 PM
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I have a 2007 GMC Canyon Crew Cab, which I affectionately call my Trash Hauler. It was bought on the cheap about three years ago, $4000, put another $1800 into it replacing all wear items, and defective GMC junk like plastic tailgate and seat adjustment handles, etc. It became an ultra-reliable 2nd or 3rd vehicle.

Suddenly last week, the charge idiot light started coming on, with a message "Service Charging System" in the message window on the instrument cluster. Being a veteran DIY mechanic, I pull out my Volt-Ohm meter, and find out the alternator is charging TOO much, over 15.5 volts.

Since I know everything in the world has been discussed somewhere on the interwebs, I research this here issue. Come to find out, this, and all GM vehicles of this era have a variable charging system, which is based not only on battery CHARGE, but battery TEMPERATURE. Now you know why some of your batteries are encased in plastic boxes, and actually have air inlet hoses going to those boxes.

GM used a module to vary the ground that the alternator sees, to simplify the explanation. These modules, which actually have to work with a REAL ground somewhere, can fail, and in northern climates where the roads are salted, etc, the ground wires can and DO fail. Check out the best mechanic on the internet, Eric O at South Main Auto Channel (YouTube) in upstate New York, if you don't believe that.

Anyhoo, simple fix for this issue is to run a direct ground from the motor to the negative battery cable, which in effect takes that module out of the circuit, and lets the alternator charge vary like it used to before all that foolishness was introduced. Now, this maybe could cause some issue with a cold battery in northern Siberia, but in South Carolina, somehow I think I will be ok. I drilled a hole directly into the steel alternator bracket, ran a ground cable from that point to the negative battery cable, and VOILA, system suddenly charging 14 volts, as normal with headlights on.

And, idiot charge light is off, message is gone. I like it. Sometimes the interwebs CAN be useful for something other than bewbs. :)

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Sir, this is a Wendys***

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Nov 20, 2024, 1:46 PM
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So, you are saying your fellow Lungers can't follow this story?

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Nov 20, 2024, 1:54 PM
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You prolly right on some of them, but there could be one or two this could help somewhere down the road.

I'll have a Double Stack and a large Chili. What I like to call The Roofblower Special.

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Speaking of trucks and

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Nov 20, 2024, 1:52 PM
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tids.

My truck showed me tids this afternoon.



Also, as I have mentioned in here multiple times before but maybe not recently. I had incredible luck with my 05 Colorado. Owned for 10 years, drove 270K miles, $400 in repairs then put another $400 in it just before selling.

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Re: Speaking of trucks and

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Nov 20, 2024, 2:00 PM
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+1 for Dope Lemon

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I told ChatGPT to make fun of OP. Results Entertaining

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Nov 20, 2024, 1:52 PM
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Ah, yes, a tale as old as time: a 2007 GMC Canyon Crew Cab (proudly named Trash Hauler because every self-respecting DIYer knows their vehicle needs a nickname worthy of its Craigslist-esque origin story) turned into an engineering saga. What starts as a $4000 "bargain" becomes an $1800 lesson in GM's love affair with plastic parts. Tailgate handle? Plastic. Seat adjustment? Plastic. Ego of the guy replacing them? Indestructible.

Enter the hero: part mechanic, part internet researcher, full-time overthinker. When the alternator decided to channel its inner overachiever (charging at 15.5 volts like it's powering a space station), our protagonist pulls out THE TOOL—a Volt-Ohm meter, the Excalibur of backyard engineers. This bold knight then ventures into the darkest corners of the interwebs, where mysteries like "why GM thought batteries needed mood swings" are unraveled.

Oh, the epiphanies! Did you know your battery’s encased in plastic and has its own air system? No? Well, this is apparently because GM thought your battery wanted to cosplay as a Mini Cooper engine. But wait, there's more: a magical “ground-varying module” that, spoiler alert, doesn't ground much of anything once salt and time have their way with it. Naturally, real heroes consult their sages—like Eric O from South Main Auto—before drilling holes into alternator brackets like they’re creating abstract art for their local hardware store.

And behold, the fix: a direct ground wire that bypasses the “foolishness” of GM's overly complicated system. Of course, our hero reassures us that this might not fly in "northern Siberia" but will surely suffice for the subtropical wilderness of South Carolina. I’m sure the engineers at GM, who spent years designing this system, are thrilled to know it was bested with a drill and a length of wire from Home Depot.

But let's not forget the pièce de résistance of this epic saga: a parting dig at the internet's "other" uses. Because what better way to cap off your self-proclaimed engineering triumph than by declaring yourself the King of Fixing Things and the Keeper of Appropriate Internet Content? Bravo, Trash Hauler guy. Bravo. 👏

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So, you get off on being Holier than Thou? Got it.

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Nov 20, 2024, 1:56 PM
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BTW, that total $5800 investment you made fun of, was still about 2 grand below

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Nov 20, 2024, 1:58 PM
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average resale for that truck that I could find at the time, I looked for about six months before I found that one. So, laugh all you want.

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Bro, I am glad you have decided to become a Lunger, full stop

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Nov 20, 2024, 2:06 PM
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Seriously, we don't get many new people and it's good.

A few things that are off limits making fun of in the Lounge:

1. Wives (not ex-wives)
2. Kids
3. Dogs



Everything else is more than fair game. Each post is meticulously mined for potential mocking or troll fodder.

I am the resident ###### in the head due, I claim that title from 19B®

We have the resident poor, the resident oulde, the resident redneck and so on. It's merely for entertainment purposes, except in Nevada where it is legal to gamble on such endeavors.

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Locally Hated since 1992


Have not seen my ex since July 1, 1985 in court.

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Nov 20, 2024, 2:08 PM
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thank you, sweet baby Jesus.

I have seen my ex-BIL many times, nice guy and FB friends.

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I'm not sure Tigermanac is aware of these rules.

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Nov 20, 2024, 2:10 PM [ in reply to Bro, I am glad you have decided to become a Lunger, full stop ]
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I know the beagle guy isn't, whatever new scok he is this month.

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How about a more 'southern' flair?

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Nov 20, 2024, 2:01 PM
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I got me a 2007 GMC Canyon Crew Cab I like to call my Trash Hauler. Bought her cheap ‘bout three years back for $4,000. Then I threw another $1,800 into her fixin’ up all the wear-and-tear stuff, plus replacin’ that cheap GMC junk like plastic tailgate handles and seat adjusters. After that, she turned into one heck of a reliable second (or third) ride.

Well, wouldn’t ya know it, last week that dang ol’ charge idiot light comes on, flashin’ “Service Charging System” in the dash window. Now, I ain’t no stranger to wrenchin’ on my own rigs, so I grabbed my trusty Volt-Ohm meter and started diggin’. Turns out, that alternator’s workin’ too hard—pushin’ over 15.5 volts.

I reckon if there’s a problem in the world, somebody’s done talked about it on the interwebs. So I do some diggin’ and wouldn’t ya know, this here issue’s a common one with GM vehicles from that era. They got this variable charging system that don’t just watch the battery’s charge, but also the battery’s temperature. Makes sense now why some of y’all’s batteries are sittin’ in plastic boxes with air hoses runnin’ to ’em.

Here’s the deal: GM stuck in some kinda module to vary the ground the alternator sees—simplifyin’ things, supposedly. But them modules are finicky, and if you’re in a place where salt eats up your roads (and wires), that ground can go bad faster than a hot biscuit left out too long. Don’t believe me? Go watch Eric O at South Main Auto on YouTube up in upstate New York. That man knows his stuff.

Now, the easy fix? Just bypass that nonsense. Run yourself a direct ground cable from the motor to the negative battery terminal. That takes that persnickety module right outta the equation, lettin’ the alternator do its job the good ol’ fashioned way. Might not work in some frozen tundra like Siberia, but down here in South Carolina? We’re good as grits.

So that’s just what I did. Drilled me a hole in the steel alternator bracket, bolted a ground cable from there to the battery’s negative terminal, and bam! System’s sittin’ pretty at 14 volts, even with the headlights on. Charge light? Gone. Error message? History.

Sometimes, y’know, the internet ain’t just for giggles and bewbs. It actually helped me out on this one, and I gotta say, I like it!

How’s that for some southern flair? 😊

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That was much easier to read. Thanks AI overlords!***

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Nov 20, 2024, 2:04 PM
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The vent from a battery enclosure has nothing to do with temperature


Nov 20, 2024, 2:10 PM
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Battery off-gassing is both corrosive and explosive, thus the vent for any battery that isn’t in an open-air mounting.

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